Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why did the spy wear a sheet over his head? Because he was an undercover agent! ;P

When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage?

If it's not your cup of tea.

Descartes walks into a bar.
The barman says:
"Hi there, buddy. What would you like? A beer?"
Descartes answers:
'I think not."
And ceases ro exist.

Thanks!

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How much did the pirate sell his corn for? A buck-an-ear!

Thanks for the gift :)