You say dark humor ... I bring dark humor:
(Dog lovers might not want to read it. It is really dark but you asked for it. I love dogs btw. Fluffy lovely friend creatures)

His wife's beloved dog died. She got very sad and depressed because of that. Knowing how much she loved that dog the husband got her another dog, exactly the same. He gave her the dog and she only screamed in panic. He was very confused. He thought giving her another dog would make her happy. She yelled at him: You crazy Moron!! What am I going to do with two dead dogs now?!?

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Do you know what the main difference is between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

Thank you very much ^0^/ <3 Claimed and marked