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Theoretically, how much food mass would you have to jam into your stomach to create a black hole? Asking for a friend.
(Also, what should I... ahem... a stomach be reinforced with to keep the food compact and dense? Again asking for a friend.)
Include costs if you can, please. :)))))

https://space.geometrian.com/calcs/black-hole-params.php
That site says you have to eat VERY MUCH

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Ah yes, but can this site calculate the exact price??? What if my friend was, let's say, planning to do this on a diet solely comprising candy corn?

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I see, a fellow man trying to reach the event horizon as well.

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I attempted a real world experiment to find this out, specifically with the candy corn. But I kept passing out. :/ Maybe it's brand specific or I need more preparation. Maybe some sit-ups or something. You know, muscle for the compression issue.
Hmm, compression.... Oh oh! We need to create a .zip file for foods! Think of the billions we could save on food transit! :D You know, if it didn't create the vortex of gravitational doom first.

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I see, might I suggest vacuum sealing your food first to decompress the mass more easily. Then I believe eating jpegs and whatnot aren't all too healthy. Trust me, motherboards are not good for the teeth, nor the stomach, nor the intestines, nor the journey to the ceramic flusher.

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Technically any amount of food works, what matters is the density. You're probably asking for gravitationally compacted black hole, but if you were to shoot that food out of accelerator at stomach at right speed, even a spoon would suffice :<

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Approximately as much wood as woodchuck would chuck given that said woodchuck could chuck wood.

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$10 at local wok, if you're fast enough.
Thank you very much, muchas gracias Mr Derp! <3

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