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Maybe it's a meme I'm not cool enough to know about, but someone keeps talking about Devil Daggers in the forum. I don't know what it is. I'd ask a question but what's the point, really? :) Much better to tell this story! :)

I recently read about the "steamground" site. Mountains of cheap Steam games for all your +1 needs, straight from the "developers" without any grey market / stolen keys / whatever.

Except they don't like paypal. So I tried with a credit card, only to hit the wall entitled Verified by Visa. It's the right password, so why doesn't it work? I dunno. It seems to be doing something every ten seconds, but I'm not getting any keys so I make a new tab and try again. Still no luck. After half an hour or so I try yet again, and get the same big box of nothing. Umm, what gives? Did they take my money? Do they even want my money? Maybe you have to be in Russia to buy anything?

Quite honestly, I have run flat up against a wall.
Or, a gate, I should say. The thing just won't budge.
No matter how long I wait. And, oh, have I waited!

So what's the best part of the story? A few hours later I check back. Somehow all the steamground purchases went through. :( So now I have three identical piles of cheap garbage. Which means....

Initiate phase one. Power up the crap cannon. :)

Will a precious bot redeem this crappy key before you do, human? Let's find out!

(98)DAL0-BKD39-FB3K(98)

Good luck! :)