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This is RandstadRail 2 train to MCH Antoniushove. The next station is Voorburg 't Loo.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to Kraayensteinlaan. The next station is Mgr. van Steelaan.

Greece: "War?"

Persia: "War."

Alexander: "WAR."

Persia: "Holy shit."

...later...

Rome: "War."

Rest of Europe: "Who are you talking to?"

Rome: "ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS."

Carthage: "Bring it on, bitch!"

Greece: "Wait, where did you two even come from?"

...later...

Rome: "SAY UNCLE!"

Rest: "UNCLEEEE!"

...later...

Vandals: "War."

Visigoths: "War, sure."

Franks: "Hell yeah."

Huns: "Let's get it on."

Ostrogoths: "Waaaarrr."

Saxons: "Well, I guess I can join you guys too."

Rome: "Uhhh...timeout?"

Eastern Rome: "Screw this, I'm out of here."

...much much later...

William: "Zing!"

Harold: "What the hell?"

...later...

France: "HUNDRED YEARS!"

Europe: "AYE!"

Spain: "EIGHTY YEARS!"

Europe: "YES!"

Ireland: "A little nine year interlude here perhaps?"

Europe: "Sure, okay."

Holy Roman Empire: "THIRTY YEARS!"

Europe: "THIRTY IS NOTH...holy fucking shit you guys, that went a bit too far."

...later...

Sweden: "OUR NORTH!"

Russia: "OUR NORTH!"

Sweden: "Okay, okay, your north."

...later...

France: "So, Spain seems a bit lonely there. Can I have it?"

Austria: "I don't know, can I FUCK your MOTHER?"

France: So, I think we both know what's going to happen next."

...later...

France: "FINE. KEEP SPAIN."

Austria: "HA!"

Prussia: "Say France, it looks like they have a chick on the throne?"

France: "Whaaaaat, everybody knows chicks can't rule kingdoms!"

Austria: "Huh?"

France & Prussia: "WAR!"

Rest: "WAR!"

Spain: "WHAT GODDAMN CHICK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

...later...

Europe: "Okay, maybe we are done with wars for a..."

Prussia: "WAAARRR, come on like you didn't see that coming."

Europe: *sigh*

Britain & Prussia: "Holy shit we are badass."

...later...

Europe: "Peace?"

French Revolution: "Haha, screw that."

Europe: "Oh what the fuck now."

...later...

Europe: "Okay, surprisingly that didn't spread. Maybe now we can..."

Napoleon: "Say, that's a nice continent you are having there. You mind me taking it?"

Britain: "Hahah, brb guys, I'll take care of this guy."

Napoleon: "Really?"

Britain: "Holy crap."

Britain: "A little bit help here?"

Austria & Russia: "Let's show Britain how it's done."

Napoleon: "Reaaaallly?"

Austria & Russia: "Ow. Owwwwww. Ouch."

Europe: "Okay, who the fuck is this Bonaparte fellow. Someone curb him down."

General Winter: "Tag team, Nelson?"

Nelson: "Tag team."

Napoleon: "Whoah hey now let's calm down a bit."

Europe: " LEIPZIG. THERE! GET OUT!"

Napoleon: I'LL BE BACK!"

Europe: "Pfft, yeah right. Okay, now with that crazy guy out of the picture, maybe we can..."

Napoleon: "I'M BAAACK!"

Europe: "...you got to be shitting me."

Everyone: "No seriously you guys, let's put this dude down once and for all. Wellington, you do the honors."

Napoleon: "Well, it was good while it lasted."

Everyone else: "NO IT WASN'T."

...later...

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France: "So Prussia, I guess we are mortal enemies now."

Germany: "PRUSSIA? PRUSSIA IS DEAD. I AM...GERMANY."

Europe: "Uhh...this isn't good, is it?" 

...later...

Serbia: "Zing!"

Austria-Hungary: "Hey! HEEY! HEY WHAT THE HELL NOW?! GERMANYY!"

Germany: "Jesus goddamn Christ this is the dumbest reason to start a war EVER."

France & Russia & Britain: "WAR!"

Europe: "WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRWAAARRRRRRRRGGHHGHH!"

Europe: "RRRRGHGHGHGGGHHHHG!!"

Europe: "NNNGNHHHGHHHRGHGRRHGHHHHHH!"

Europe: "Okay, this is ridicolous, why are the lines moving like two feet per month here? What sort of stupid war is this anyway?"

Soviet Union: "WAR? YOU MEAN REVOLUTION?!"

Europe: "Oh, not one of those again. Well, the last one didn't spread, I can't see this one cause much trouble either."

United States: "War?"

Germany: "Okay okay, I know when I have lost. Peace?"

Rest: "Peace? You mean PUNISHMENT?"

Germany: "I MEAN REVENGE!"

Europe: "Seriously you guys though, that's the last war we are going to ever have. That was some crazy shit. That's it. The end. War to end all wars. Peace in mankind forever. No way we can top that. "

...later...

Germany: "WAR!" 

Europe: "I hate you guys so much that I can't even describe it anymore."

Germany: "ZILENCE! I WAS NOT FINISHED! ALSO GENOCIDE! EXTERMINATION! CONQUEST! LEBENSRAUM! REICH!"

France & Poland: "Holy fucking shit they went completely nuts."

Britain: "Okay, uhh...I'm going to stay on my island for a while."

Soviet Union: "Whew, luckily I managed to ally to those nut jobs. God only knows what might happen if it ever came to fighting between us."

Germany: "ALLIES?! NEIN! KILL! KILL EVERYTHING! KILLLL! EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

Soviet Union: "AAAAHH WHAT THE HELL, GERMANY?!"

Germany: "DESTROY! MURDER!"

Soviet Union: "Oh, it's a war of extermination you want? Really? You want to see who lasts longer, you or fucking Russia? You want to see who can take more? BRING IT ON."

Germany: "OUR SUPERIOR FORCES WILL ANNIHILATE YOU! NOTHING CAN STOP US!"

General Winter: "Gentlemen."

Wehrmacht: "...fuuuuccccckkkkkk."

Sixth Army: "FUUUCCKKKKK."

Hitler: "WE CAN STILL WIN THIS YOU GUYS."

Wehrmacht: "Okay, maybe if we commit forces to here and..."

Hitler: Oh yeah, I just declared war to the United States. I thought you should know."

Wehrmacht: "..."

United States & Soviet Union: "Alright so since we know that we are going to win this war, let's have couple of conferences here to divide Europe up."

Germany: "HEY! IT'S STILL NOT SURE WHO WILL WIN!"

United States & Soviet Union: "Okay, you have this...I'll take this. You can get to Berlin, I'll invade from here..."

Germany: "YOU GUYYSS!"

United States & Soviet Union: "And of course you will agree to attack Japan after all is done in Europe..."

Germany: "SERIOUSLY, THIS IS EMBARRASSING!"

United States & Soviet Union: "Alright, all settled? Good, let's crush this guy."

...later...

United States: "War?"

Soviet Union: "Did you learn nothing from those lunatics in Europe for the past two thousand years or so? Plus we got these city-destroying weapons now."

United States: "...Cold War?"

Soviet Union: "...tell me more."

...later...

Europe: "..."

Europe: "...war...?"

Everyone: "FUCK NO. NO MORE WARS. NEVER AGAIN."

Europe: "Yeah right, I've lost hope with you guys."

Everyone: "WE MEAN IT THIS TIME."

Europe: "I don't believe you."

France: "NO YOU SEE? YOU SEE ME AND GERMANY? WE ARE KISSING, SEE? WE ARE KISSING AND MAKING UP."

Germany: "*kiss* *kiss* NO WARS."

Europe: "I've got this little idea about European Union that's been on my mind for a while..."

Everyone: "Does it mean that there won't be anymore wars? THEN YES."

...later...

Balkans: "Wa..."

Everyone else: "NO. BAD BALKANS. NO MORE WARS GODDAMNIT!"

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