Do you know what's worse than Friday falling on the 13th of the month? Friday the 14th. Why? Because everybody expects something bad to happen on Friday 13th, but NO ONE ever suspects Friday 14th. AND, by total coincidence, this Friday the 14th is Valentine's Day. That is the perfect distraction so that--I don't know who runs all this--but it's the perfect opportunity to like...get murdered or something.