Post a joke if you want to post anything. GL & HF
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"joke" :-P
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FFFSSSSSHHHH
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What's wet and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
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Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because his leg was being pulled by the chicken.
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There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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LOL thanks for making me laugh :)
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I'm glad someone enjoyed it :-D
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Thanks for giveaway
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I am too lazy to write a joke, so I'll just say I'm a joke.
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Thanks a lot!
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