Description

From Humble Monthly. In lieu of thanks, how about a joke?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass! Nyah! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Enough!

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

...

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

It makes more sense in the context of the movie.

Actually, no, it totally doesn't, it's not that kind of movie.

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

you tried

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Actually, no

hell of a good joke indeed! :D

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thank you! 💖😃

View attached image.
4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Thanks!

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

A bunch of roman soldiers enter a tavern. One of them shows 2 fingers to the barkeep and says:
"Five beers, please."

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

A Roman soldier walks into a bar and orders a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman snorts and says, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Ooo, good one. I'm going to use it from now on. :D

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

<3!

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

heh

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

Why are ghosts always invited to the party? Because they bring their own BOOs.

View attached image.
4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

ty

4 years ago
Permalink

Comment has been collapsed.

You do not have permission to comment on giveaways.