And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!

What is brow and sticky?
A stick

I will hide now

This is a joke about Chicken Pie and his friends, Bread Loaf, Mushroom Pie and Apple Pie.

One day, Chicken Pie & Bread Loaf went to the cinema to watch a sad movie.
Chicken Pie cried but Bread Loaf didn't. Why?
Because Chicken Pie has "fillings"

The next day, Chicken Pie & Mushroom Pie went to the cinema and watched the same sad movie.
Chicken Pie cried but Mushroom Pie didn't. Why?
Because they have different "fillings"

On the third day, Chicken Pie & Apple Pie went to the cinema & watched the same sad movie.
This time, Apple Pie cried but Chicken Pie didn't.
Why?
Because Chicken Pie had watched that movie twice already.

Thx for the invite! No jokes, sry :(

That's a nice ham you've got there. It would be a shame if I put an 's' before it and an 'e' after it...

thanks :)