Come join my blacklist!

So after clearing my blacklist recently, I noticed it's looking a little sparse. I could really use some more people on the blacklist, so please post if you think you apply and would like to join. And just so you know, I am doing this out of altruism and my general good nature, not because I'm seeking attention and trying to get on more blacklists myself.

I would really appreciate it if you put me on your blacklist though, and write a 4 paragraph essay on why you deserve to be on my blacklist.

Types of people I would like to add:

Rude, insulting, and unappreciative people
Racism, sexism, attacking others for their personal beliefs
Have thousands of games in your steam library, lots of wins, and few giveaways
Those who don't play, but just idle all their wins
Rule breakers (regifters, multiple wins, non activated wins)
Calling other people's giveaways 'trash'

If you meet this criteria and want to be added to my blacklist, please post and say "Gimmie dat B!" otherwise I will assume you don't want to be added. Also please create lots of private, exclusive AAA giveaways and share them with me, thanks.

Sorry, this exclusive and awesome private giveaway is not available to members of my blacklist. I definitely have no ulterior motive posting this tantalizing, forbidden giveaway here that you can't access.