Shame on you for shaming my racist, sexist personal beliefs
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Sorry, I think I dont have the requirements to apply.
The only thing I can do to bother you is to whitelist you.
I hope my future giveaways will be some kind of temptation for you.
I wish you the best and I hope you don't like that.
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Gimmie dat B!
Since blacklisting you will already prevent me from entering your giveaways (assuming I was entering giveaways), this totally defeats the point of getting on your blacklist, so I'm not going to do that (even supposing that I was putting people on any list, which I never do). That is, I would rather that it come from your side, because it would make me feel a lot more special.
While I obviously do enough to get on some blacklists (begging for that is one way that often works), I'm not sure that I fit squarely into any of your categories. In fact, I find it awfully discriminating that you require only certain types of people to be on your blacklist. And of course I'm also not planning to write another paragraph just to pander to your caprices.
But you can probably enter me into the blacklist as someone who is obviously untruthful and whose word is meaningless. Thank you.
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Sorry, but your ratio doesn't qualify for my high BL standards; try winning a few hundred more games and try again later.
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There you go with that discrimination again. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to try to win any games, even for such a lofty goal as finding a place on your blacklist.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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The buses don't go where you live, do they ?
Are you drinking black asian jew from poland with sticky hands ? And you probably use bicycle and have no gf.
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Think you Blacklisted me soon has i started on SG!
Your The 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣One for each level you made!
80 comments & probably more to come YOU LITTLE WIND UP MERCHANT.
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Your mom is so fat, that you are an adopted nigga.
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Include me, I use google traslator because I do not speak English, I make stinky gifts and since I am new I feel displaced. I also love blacklists, mine is called Death Note.
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If I brag about how much I'm whitelisted, will that earn me a spot on your blacklist?
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Play? what's that? The fuck r u talking about.
Playing is for losers. Only real g farmers idle like never be4. Hold my ASF and idlemaster and gimmie dat mdfcking B!
btw, all of you r trash. smd.
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Rude, insulting, and unappreciative people
I read the last as unattractive.
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So after clearing my blacklist recently, I noticed it's looking a little sparse. I could really use some more people on the blacklist, so please post if you think you apply and would like to join. And just so you know, I am doing this out of altruism and my general good nature, not because I'm seeking attention and trying to get on more blacklists myself.
I would really appreciate it if you put me on your blacklist though, and write a 4 paragraph essay on why you deserve to be on my blacklist.
Types of people I would like to add:
Rude, insulting, and unappreciative people
Racism, sexism, attacking others for their personal beliefs
Have thousands of games in your steam library, lots of wins, and few giveaways
Those who don't play, but just idle all their wins
Rule breakers (regifters, multiple wins, non activated wins)
Calling other people's giveaways 'trash'
If you meet this criteria and want to be added to my blacklist, please post and say "Gimmie dat B!" otherwise I will assume you don't want to be added. Also please create lots of private, exclusive AAA giveaways and share them with me, thanks.
Sorry, this exclusive and awesome private giveaway is not available to members of my blacklist. I definitely have no ulterior motive posting this tantalizing, forbidden giveaway here that you can't access.
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