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Post event explanation:
The pink text is the key. "Technology" is meant to provide a theme. From the bottom right, clues to let you know if you're on the right track. Within each "reason", if you combine one word from each phrase of pink text you will find an important piece of technology, with a letter missing. The 17 missing letters form the solution, a "coveted degree":
Masters in Puzzling

I acknowledge this had a low completion rate, and figuring out the first step was a major obstacle for a great many people. I apologize, and I'll give more thought to that in any future puzzles.

6 years ago*

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Cool, I'll do the puzzle...let's see here...

[goes away and comes back a few minutes later]

...uh, wait a sec...wtf? I may have to remain the unwashed and uneducated. Me no gettum puzzle thingy. 😆¯\(ツ)/¯

6 years ago
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am I smoking something? Wait, no, no, you are!

6 years ago
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Everyone's a critic. :)

6 years ago
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Master I'm unworthy xD

Have a bump anyway ;)

6 years ago
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bump for solved, nice one!

6 years ago
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Bump for more visibility.

6 years ago
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Bump. I'll be afk most of today, but if you hazarded a guess yesterday, your hints will be coming up today on ITH. I think they should be a great help. I'm looking for dozens of solvers by day's end! (I hope I'm right!)

6 years ago
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Could I BE any more wrong?! Let me know what's holding you up, any of you folks who may still be mulling it over.

6 years ago
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I am sure that answer is in front of our eyes, but we are probably too blind to see it :D
I have no clue what to look for, congrats on good and hard puzzle I guess :D

6 years ago
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382 guesses
171 players
1 solvers

wtf? :P

6 years ago
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I didn't aim to make it impossible, and I still assert it's very solvable without hints. (But hints do appear after 24 hours.) I didn't expect this result at all.
There are 17 statements, and I thought if a person recognized what was going on in even just one, it would instantly reveal what to look for in all the others.

If come Monday midday or so there are still very few solvers, I'll seriously consider being more explicit with the hints. But I don't want it to be a recipe to follow, rather than a puzzle to unravel.

6 years ago
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I'm gonna flat-out state that you're wrong.

This is a problem puzzle-makers often have - the solution seems reasonable and attainable, but you're making an association that no one else does. You did something very clever, but it's not something objective that everyone can figure out, rather, it's subjective in a way that others can't grasp because the "solution" requires intuition.

If it was solvable, someone would have solved it by now

6 years ago
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Fair enough. And I know it's a different style than most of the puzzles on this board. When I get some time tomorrow (another busy day today), I'll put something up to guide folks a little better.

6 years ago
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also, my apologies if my tone comes off anything less than friendly.
I am appreciative of you doing this and am grateful for it.

6 years ago
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Yeah, I've still got nothing. Looked at highlighted phrases, searched for commonalities, something missing among all of them, some kind of consistency, some theme...nope, still not seeing anything. ¯\(ツ)/¯

6 years ago
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The theme/topic is in the title. Words of that color are meant to guide you.

6 years ago
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I think the first statement is the easiest one, I would recommend to focus on this one to reveal what's going on.

6 years ago
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I think 2 and 3 are some of the easier ones, as well.

6 years ago
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Have a bump for succeeding in puzzling everyone.

6 years ago
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6 years ago
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Maybe this will help constrain dead ends: there is no code, cipher (transposition or substitution), rotation, letter arithmetic, anagrams, or acronyms at play. It's all done with the words just as they are there.

6 years ago
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It's hardly a hint when the whole thing makes absolutely no sense. :P
I tried many "keys" but nothing formed any sensible answer. So that's what I'd like to know: does the "answer" make any sense, or is it just a string of random letters?

6 years ago
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The answer is in English words, not random letters.

6 years ago
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Ok that's something to go by, thanks.

6 years ago
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Bump for puzzling everyone ~

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6 years ago
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Bump, I feel like I got it. I'm missing two letters, tried guessing the answer, and it was wrong. Even if my answer makes sense.. ; A ;

Nevermind, bumped for solved!

6 years ago*
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Bump for solved!!

6 years ago
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It is possible, folks!

6 years ago
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bump to bring people back to this puzzle, I believe it's worth it...

6 years ago
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Clue posted in another puzzle that is loads easier, I promise.

6 years ago
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Solved. Thanks! :)

6 years ago
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One more bump shouldn't hurt.

6 years ago
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Thank you

6 years ago
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Bump for solved!

6 years ago
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Bump for solved!

6 years ago
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Happy bump =)

6 years ago
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Bump for successfully getting from cluelessness to cluefulness! :)

6 years ago
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I just started and the ITH hint won't unlock until after the giveaway ends. Can you share what it says?

6 years ago
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Honestly, there's not a lot that's exclusively in the hint anymore. I added more help to the question itself after the first couple of days with only one solver. It says most of the text (and the acronym) is just humor, the answer has 17 letters derived from the 17 reasons (but something is missing in what you get from the reasons), and a hint about combining things.

The secondary puzzle provides a more explicit hint for getting meaning from the 17 reasons, and it's ITH hints unlock after 30 minutes.

6 years ago
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bump for solved

6 years ago*
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Even with the explanation, I'm still for the most part clueless about this puzzle :/

6 years ago
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For example, in number 1, you have [on auto] [big o] [extract bile]. If you select the correct word from each phrase, you get "auto o bile", or "auto_obile", and the missing letter is "m". Number 2 is "ste_m engine", so the missing letter is "a". And so on. Does that help?

6 years ago
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OK, I got the idea.

6 years ago
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