Does anyone need...

lol @CIA review.

"A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades."

In reality, there are lots of potential uses for this unless your mind is stuck in 13 year old mode.

I think I'll pass. Its harmful to cats.

"This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos. "

"Warning - do not have sex in the barrel."

Holy frick on a stick, that's insane and epically awesome at the same time.

EDIT: And it's half off. This is the time to buy, you gaiz! :P

Speaking of silly products, next girl I ask out I do it by giving them this!

Bound to work.

the first long comment about this guy with the user error was hilarious

Gonna order ASAP.

Bought it.

you need one of this to get moar keys from the forum (?)

Anyone who wants a lube fight can have at it

Only 2 left in stock...? Nooooooo