Introducing the tough hardcore crazy badasses group

I eat 20 muffins in one go. People are in awe of my muffin eating skills.

Im so badass i write this comment with 1 click on my mouse! (ps. didnt even use my mouse to write this) (pps. i also didnt use my keyboard) (ppps. i also dont have a touch screen) (pppps. i didnt even write this)

I'm so badass, I can do a rocket jump without a rocket launcher!!

Can i join once i had broken my arm and i have cry only 2 hours ( I am the badassest of the badasses) (Dafuq?!)

I'm so badass I can pass 100m in QWOP without falling!

I can speak braille... In Russian.

I'm so hardcore I have to make a conscious effort to not jump into the ceiling and start throwing scalpels ninja style when I put on my mask for surgery.

im so tough that i bend a n into an m with my mind, now thats hardcore

I've watched the lion king.

i eat noodles raw

I'm so tough that i had a broken foot and kept walking around WITHOUT crutches!...Really i am actually doing it ._. Can i join? :D

thanks for skyrim

Phhsst, this is all pussy stuff. I once got a paper-cut and DIDN'T cry like a little girl.

I am badass I eat vegetables RAW and Drink water from Septic Tanks which has affected my heath slightly but I think it makes me a better person !

I can run 2100 meters in 10 minutes(I did this yesterday).

I'm so tough, my cat licked my nose and I cried for 10 hours straight.

I eat cereals, with beer

I can drink vodka, while drinking vodka

I can have a shit even i am Constipated...

I eat cereals without cereals without milk with cereals with milk without cereals without milk with cereals with milk...

So i am so badass that logic to me doesn't exist.

I go to the zoo, EAT LUNCH AT THE LION CAGE!

I drink Dos Equis with the most interesting man in the world when I'm thirsty.

I cross the street EVEN when the little guy is red , totally badass

Dj a middle school dance, PLAY GOOD MUSIC!