Wooooooo
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Where is the Barbie Dreamhouse party spunk Rad Bats edition?
I had faith in sexy drunk Jesus, but now my faith is fading. :'(
May need to just drink more to renew faith in all things sexy.
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You know what helps? The fact that I am watching this movie called It Follows and it is Hollywood's answer to what happens when they start Greenlighting walking simulator movies. Part 2 will be about goats or grass. Or maybe goats eating grass, maybe even goats smoking grass. Who knows anymore with the entertainment world today.
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Is it normal if I feel sad when I see someone drunk on the internet?
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Is it any worse than the Internet being so drunk?
It is always drinking, have you clicked any links lately?
I warn you now to stay outside and stay away from the mice.
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Trust me I'm drunk enough. Any more and I wouldn't be able to type, hard enough as it is. You had no idea how many tries it takes to get this right!
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DRUNK? WHAT IF ALL THAT WINE YOU DRANK JUST TURNED INTO WATER?
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If you still need to think, that means you're not drunk enough.
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(pat-pat-pat)
you are still sexy, and we still love you.
<3
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I DON'T KNOW! LET'S GO WITH DOLPHINS BECAUSE THAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD
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Animal sex is never censored, watch Animal Planet or anything on the Discovery Channel, they never warn viewers of sexually explicit content. Therefore it is always safe for work. Only humans censor their acts of passion in frustration to control chemicals.
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Are you going to respond to every comment? No need to answer.
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I'M BORED AND THE PEOPLE I USUALLY TEXT AREN'T ANSWERING BACK.
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Got a little carried away turning water into wine ... ???
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I remember back when we used phone lines to get onto the internet. I was drunk at a party and really wanted to show something to my friend over the Internet. It probably took me over 2 hours to set up my account on his computer and download a browser (he didn't have Internet access) just so I could show him some picture I was talking about. Good times.
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And then this happened
F5 may be best for some to see what this is.
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Good old alcohol great for everything but keeping secrets.
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the fact that the last option is not overwhelmingly winning shows people like you and I are rate. Go hard on a Wednesday folks. Not in on bad rats but I hope you are not hung-over tomorrow. Tossing back water to avoid now.
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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Well in this case it's Jesus.
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Jesus, i told you to stop converting the water on wine
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He's too busy walking on water into wine.
Wait what?
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I like the taste of alcholic drinks, but I absolutely hate getting drunk :p
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HEY SG I DRANK TOO MUCH HERE'S A GIVEAWAY Clicky
Drunk and I can still make clickies haha! SUCK ON THAT!
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