funny?
what is white and cant jump? - its a blody FRIDGE
(sory i just like anti-jokes)

I'll just go with the classic childish approach:

something funny, please ;)

Pedo bear is coming !

Nintendo will present a new Metroid this E3 [hysterical laughing].

Fortix is a bad game.

theres no way to redeem a different currency's giftcard?
what they don't want your money? cause they already took it so seems like they do....

+1

"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?" "That's the joke." -Rainer Wolfcastle 1995

Przyszła baba do lekarza, a lekarz też baba. Wygrałem? :D

mmmmmmm okey

I like this. I don't know why.

give it to me xd

Count me in!!

So a man walks into a bar and opens up a tab. He downs over a dozen beers and when the bar closes, the barkeep demands his money. The man looks outside and notices a horse. He proposes to the barkeep that if he can get the horse to laugh, his tab would be cleared. The barkeep scratching his beard agrees mainly because he thought that horses couldn't laugh. The man walks outside and whispers into the ear of the steed. The steed broke out in a laughing fit much to his surprise. The man walks back in, thanks the barkeep and walks out the exit. The next week, the man returns and creates another tab which hastily fills up with expensive drinks. Only this time, when it was time to pay, he bet the barkeep that he could make the horse cry. Knowing full well that horses cannot cry, he allows the man to try. The man walks outside out of the range of sight from where the barkeep stood. Several seconds later, the horse begins to tear up, bawl, and whimper in a symphony of tears. The man returns moments after and the barkeep is astonished. He asks the man before he leaves how he got the horse to laugh and to cry. The man simply looks back and says,"Last week I told your horse I had a bigger johnson than him, this week I proved it".

JuzGiveaways are gud.

Blind guy walks past a fishmongers and says 'morning ladies'

Dont want the card just love that joke.

Only 3,5 hours left!

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"cow"

"Cow who?"

"Cow's dont go who they go moo"

Значит, анекдот.
Встречаются Буш с Ельциным. Буш говорит: "У нас в стране свобода слова - любой может выйти к Белому Дому и выразить своё недовольство американской властью".
Ельцин отвечает: "У нас тоже есть свобода слова - любой может выйти к Белому Дому и выразить своё недовольство американской властью"
Смешно)

Thanks god it's friday :D

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?A thesaurus

Steamgift is fake, I never win.

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Only one hour left

thanks for skyrim