Funniest begging ever?

not a gaming related begging but still funny:
beggar: Mate! Do you have 2 euros?
me: no, I don't have any money...
beggar: What about 4.50 euro
me:o.O

There's (at least) one italian guy/kid/whatever wich adds people randomly and asks money for buying games, saying he will give them back in a few days and offering his facebook account as a warranty...

Ssssso yeah, that's pretty funny since I heard a lot of people being contacted by him.

The only begging I've experienced - so the funniest, too - was on the level of "you've got lots of cards, why don't you give me some".

my favs are "I wasn't begging I was asking" and when they call it a "donation" or ask "donate me"
sure I'll donate you a kick in the ass

well I don't remember any funny begging from my side, usually I somehow avoid them. But if one manages to get past my defenses they get free games, through this small link to kongregate there's tons of free games :)