Begging is rarely funny. :P

Mine was something like :
"I noticed you have private giveaways that have ended without entries. I know what it means, it means you created fake private giveaways and invited no one, so they ended empty and you could gain CV. You are cheating the system, give me keys or games or else I'll report you."

This is was mine.
Okay, well, first, I am 14 years old and there's a very good game that I really want to play which has today a very big discount but the problem is I have no money and every one I asked( my parents and friends ) didn't want to help :X.. I hoped although it is very rude, if you might be able please to gift it for me, I will be more than happy =]]

I have folder for conversations with this guys.

Meh, pretty standard:
"you have a million games. buy me xxxx"

I usually do the the begging so don't usually find them funny because 99.999 percent of the time it doesn't work :(

I donated everything to cancer research, can you give me some games pls ?

I was like "nice try but not even close"

Begging isn't even remotely funny.

Someone once told me I should give them a hamburger because the were a communist...

A guy in a private chat begged for answers for my puzzles, because "OMG IT'S BEST GAME EVER! PLS I NEED TO ENTER THIS GA, BUT IT'S TOO HARD FOR ME TO SOLVE". I refused and copy-pasted his begging to group chat we are both sitting on a lot - then he started crying and threatening that he will now kill himself, because it was private not public msg and now I destroyed his reputation in a grup. Whole chat started making fun of him - he left the group few days later :D

The conversation looked more or less like that:

Begur: Hai men, dude, bro, u can pls gib Isaac Reborth? Pls!
Me: What are my options?
Begur: What?????? Comn pls gib rebothr.
Me: Did you added me just to beg...?
Begur: GIB ME ROBORTH OR ILLL HAX YOUR COMPUETER AND DELETE SYSSTEM32

I was laughing so hard I forgot to take a screenshot...

Sometime I just give something useless to me from my inv, ONLY if the beggar is polite while being trolled .. :P :D

For me begging is never fun, 'cause I always feel bad saying no :D
Yeah I know they don't really need it and it's not an important matter, but still D:

"If you ask 1 time its not begging..."

i know that phishing bots are not begging but everytime i see that totally not suspicious clickies i feel the pain of a very disturbed russian man/women

Had one the other day who admitted to using SAM to unlock stuff in CS and a few other games, like that gave him street cred or something. Dude totally forgot you lose that shit the minute you start begging for any game, let alone a crap one like Guns of Icarus. :P

Me: Yes?
Beggar: Hi can I have free games please?
Me:........
Beggar: Wait I'll brb there's someone knocking on my door.
-Beggar is now Offline-
Me: That's another one taken care of.

I've never had someone beg online to me, but in person, I had someone beg to me. It went like this:

At the gym, lifting weights and fartin' protein shakes

Guy and hot girl: Hey, can we work out with you? We can be training partners.

Me: Yeah, sure. I don't mind that at all.

9 weeks later

Guy and hot girl: Sorry we're late, car problems.

Me: I can look at your car for you. I also have a friend who works in a shop that might help you for cheap.

Guy: We have financial problems too. (Insert sob story about cancer and children)

And that boys and girls, is how I lost a whopping $2,000! Yeah, you read that right, a two with three zeros! Since then, I don't care if you have cancer or you lost your hand from jerking off too hard, you will never get a penny from me! I won't even fart in your direction.

Funnest begging I've personally gotten was back when I first joined this site. I has just done my first GA, was for a spare copy of the Merry Payday Christmas soundtrack for Payday 2. So some random guy adds me, which at the time, I didn't think anything about. As soon as I added the guy, he messaged me, at first, all seemed fine...

Guy: Hey, hows it going? Hope you don't mind I added you.
Me: Not at all, it's cool. I am doing good, how about yourself?
Guy: I am doing good.
Guy: So I was wondering, are you planing on doing anymore giveaways on steamgifts?
Me: Well, I am just getting a feel for the website, but I could see myself doing more.
Guy: I love that site! I've won about 20 giveaways so far.
Me: That's cool, I just signed up about a week ago or so, have yet to win anything.
Guy: Speaking of winning things, you should do a DayZ giveaway.
Guy: Actually, you should just buy me a copy! :D
Guy: Please?
Guy: Come on, you still there?
Me: Um... if I were to buy DayZ, it would be for myself, I don't even own the game yet myself.
Guy: Come on bro, you should buy 2 copies so we can play together!
Me: I wish! I don't even have enough in my bank for 1 copy.
Guy: Oh. I thought you were cool.
Guy: I thought we could be friends.

At this point, I stopped commenting back, so he started cursing me out, calling me everything in the book and yelling at me... which went on for about 10 minutes or so while I stepped away to smoke a cig. When I come back, I find all that followed by this.

Guy: Dude, If you buy me a copy of DayZ, I'll send you naked pictures of my mom!
Guy: She is such a MILF! It's well worth the money.

Yeah, by the point, I was pretty much done. I got a good laugh about it and sent a few friends the transcript of the conversation. We all got a great laugh from it. I have not added any randoms from this site.

The only beggar i had was a guy speaking Turk to me.

I haven't been begged for awhile, but I do have some old begging pics that were pretty funny.

Here's one.

I recently had a friend send me a trade offer for one of my cards, he said he needed it to complete the badge and asked if he had anything in his inventory I would like in trade. I sent a counter offer for some gems.

A bit later he messages me and starts going off on me cause I didn't just give him the card. Apparently due to the amount of games on my account I shouldn't be bargaining for a few cents and I'm "just like all the others" who/whatever they are.

So I guess the new way to beg now is to offer a trade and then get upset when they don't just give you the item.

A couple months ago I had someone send me a trade offer of 4 cards and some game coupon in exchange for a Five Nights at Freddy's gift with a message saying something like "Pls trade I wanted this game for 2 years."

The game hasn't even been out for 6 months.

Back when I was into CS:GO, I had a Russian begging me for my Factory New Stat Track Kraken Sawn Off.

I kept telling him it isn't for sale, then he offered me his whole inventory, I told him no, he offered me his girlfriend, I told him no, then he offered me his anus. That's when I got really scared and left the server.

Beggar: buy me payday 2 pls bro!

Me: why should I do this?

Beggar: it's on sale now (66% off)!!!!

Me: o_O