My age now is three.
I've become so inactive.
That makes you happy.

Now that this terrible haiku is out of the way, welcome to my cake day celebration!

Personally, I find these things to be annoying to make, but considering we still have awesome members of our community, who make amazing celebrations, I wanted to make sure that thanks to my weak attempt at a celebration, they'll never have the worst cake day thread. I'm willing to take that mantle!

Perhaps a few of you know me, in which case, I apologize for that. Those others that don't, I've been on this site for 3 years now (as said in the haiku) and while I was extremely active the last year, this year's been a bit of a dud. I still visit the site daily, but I barely interact with the community nowadays. It's mostly not you, it's me.

Anyways if you came here for the giveaways, you've set yourself up for failure and disappointment because I don't have a lot of money to spend, as you can see from my recent giveaways and how infrequent they've been.

Mood music

Train

EDIT: I have been informed that I've been on this site for 4 years! Well, damn, gotta make a new haiku.

Four years, too damn long
Forgot that it wasn't three
Life's a cruel mistress.