Do you love hardcore 2D platformers? (N++ private GA)

Hi, Steamgifts. By all accounts, N++ is a hardcore platformer that requires you devote a piece of your soul to it in order for you to complete it. It's "a fast-paced, momentum-based platformer about darting around obstacles, narrowly evading enemies and collecting gold in a beautiful minimalist landscape." It even has local co-op, level editor, global level sharing, and more.

In other words, I would completely suck at this game and it would be wasted on me.

I'd have a key from Tier 3 of the Humble Overwhelmingly Positive Bundle from a couple of months ago, and would like it to find a good home—maybe yours?

Please let me know if you:

1. Are Level 2+ (c'mon, it's not that hard);
2. Have a clean record (no non-activated wins, no multiple wins, no VAC bans, etc.);
3. Wish to devote a piece of your soul to N++;
4. Have less than 250 Steamgifts wins;
5. Have less than 1500 games in your Steam library; and
6. Can demonstrate "reasonable" playtime/achievements on a couple other similar platformers.
   • E.g., VVVVVV, Bleed, Super Meat Boy, The Sun and the Moon, Electronic Super Joy, maybe 140
   • The best way to do that would be by linking http: //steamcommunity.com/id/<your Steam name>/stats/<appid>/
   • Here's a starting point for relevant games.

I will add you on Steam send you the GA link. Obviously, I'll know whom I invited, so I'll know if it's leaked, and will delete the giveaway.
These are not absolute requirements. If you're, say, missing one of the criteria above, or very close on two of them, let me know, especially if you've had it on your wishlist since before 10-March-17..
I'm only looking for about 10 entrants to the GA, at which point I'll close the thread. The GA will run over the weekend, ending Monday.

[Edit: Play the first free "N" game here. Thank you, dooder!]

Oh, and I reserve the right to change criteria if necessary. Maybe nobody wants this game. :P