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Sexy teenage rapist Alma has a Bosom full of goodies for you and a stolen Bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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FluffyFerret

so prepare your bodies and take let her take you!ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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Unresisted Rape incoming!
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

oh yeah almost forgot. Alma doesnt just rape anybody. she only rapes those with atleast 43.21 simeleons in thier pockets!
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ'

shes ready to stuff u up with a floor filled with a natural selection of killing with shattered lumes of haven .

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Axelflox

What?!

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

dont question it. just let her have her wayyyyyyyyyyyy

11 years ago
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Axelflox

If I give you this you'll be gentle?

11 years ago
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Dooleh

Ninja'd! by me... so prepare for him not to be gentle.

But thanks for the game. :P

11 years ago
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Axelflox

Well, enjoy it. I'll be going now, just in case.

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

11 years ago
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qetc

say what again

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

'what again'

11 years ago
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Quaestio

I'm a little disturbed, but mainly confused.

11 years ago
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xo545

+1

11 years ago
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Jonex

I'm feeling both!................... at the same time.

11 years ago
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Dooleh

I like pie, but rape is not pie.

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FluffyFerret

the pie is a lie.

11 years ago
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RetiredOni

How have you never had rape pie before? It's delicious.

11 years ago
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Matrixomega

I forget what I was gonna type now .. thanks

11 years ago
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zxlk

O_o

11 years ago
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erik19borgnia

I'll just say. CV 43.21 :P Thanks anyway :)

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

thx for the reminder! alma is a picky one. ill make sure she gives u extra service for helping me . Your not allergic to rubber or latex are you?

11 years ago
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erik19borgnia

Not that I'm aware of... But you know, you'll have to take care of my Crowbar, it's a bit dirty, too many Headcrabs...

11 years ago
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VenuSV

I'm too scared to click :'(

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

Shhs shhs . close your eyes little one and dont clench too much when the time arrives.

11 years ago
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spanker3

Michael bay is no the answer O_o

11 years ago
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BubbyBobble

Drugs are bad, mkay

11 years ago
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KoRnDOG

Solved!

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

PRAISE BE ALTMAN! Your Ghostly Cherry has been popped young one! and as ur secondary prize .. since u should be grateful enough getting to enjoy alma herself. You get to solve another puzzle that i totally didnt just make just now because alma has something pointed in a threatening manner toward to my rear end .ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

11 years ago
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KoRnDOG

Solved, but already have that one. Thnks again tho :p

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

But wait theres MORE!!! but alma needs a smoke break .so she will get to smearing it all over you in a couple mins.ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

11 years ago
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KoRnDOG

Solved... Next! :p

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

its almost like you and alma are in cohoots! CONSPIRACY!? i has one more(or maybe even more) but ive already taken my meds so it will have to wait till it wears off. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

11 years ago
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KoRnDOG

I will be waiting... :)

11 years ago
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FluffyFerret

im back ~ with the goodies up for grabs

11 years ago
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KoRnDOG

Lets go then :)

(I think Alma is running scared)

11 years ago
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DazeTheBearChieftain
(Senior Moderator)

Why you be stealing our bear!

Free keys

  • Deity Quest (Desura) - U0QD2-O0JZA-K8W3X-E5HJH-JBU7S
  • Strategic War in Europe (Steam) - F7RYJ-A672W-BNLMX
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FluffyFerret

For the glory of altman! and ferret filled lemony sharks!!!!ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ How dare you lure my new burr with ur keys of seduction! AHA! u fell into my trap card ... YOUR SOUL IS MINE ... MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTTTT ( this may or may not be future hints to future non existant puzzles... maybe)
Survivor squad
59N1M-ZGS8C-4XGUU-8G4YG-LFU49 (Zesura)

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DazeTheBearChieftain
(Senior Moderator)

Madness I tell you....Madness!!!!!!

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CthuluIsSpy

I don't get it. I tried several answers, but apparently those weren't it 0_o

11 years ago
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CIoudStrife

Thanks

11 years ago
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RealNC

You've just won first prize in the "weirdest thread title ever" category :-P

11 years ago
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Plaidygami

I am pretty sure this thread's title goes against pretty much every Terms of Service ever.

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Closed 8 years ago by FluffyFerret.