Kim Jong Il should be administrator of this group.

First one pretty often

My bowel movements are regular and plenty.

I fulfill the third and five requirement.

I fulfill "-You haven't gone to the bathroom in at least six days." :D

I tried looking on your public giveways if there was a hint, but nope.

i fullfill the third requritment

I don't know if someone in my house is just nasty or not but our loo seems to like, um.. regurgitating logs sometimes hours later. dandy.

also I fulfill requirement #3 because I'm allowed to talk about my poops but you can't talk about yours because that's nasty and gross and go away.

I fulfill both 2 and 3, is that enough?

I dont fulfill anything of it.

okay

Fulfill the third one...

You make it too easy... I fulfill the 4th requirement. Gimme that invite.

The third requirement happens way too often to me...

I dont comment thank you on giveaways. I wont win the giveaway anyway.

-You don't even bother to read the giveaway description when you enter it. this one ^^

Edit: Yeah because of this giveaway creators rerolled 2 times, so I won 2 less giveaways, dammit :-D

i fulfill third and fourth

I fulfill the third, invite me

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Do i have to read the Rules to get invited?? Looks Boring. :P

i fufilled 4th

I hate people who share every shit happened to them in forums.

Depends what you mean by going to the bathroom (I only go there to drink water from my toilet
I never read the full description >:)
P.S This one time I pooped... and....I FLUSHED THE TOILET damn that was a long time ago
All-Bran choco :D

is it normal that it hurts when I do it?

-You hate people that wants to share something that has happened to them.