First of all this bunny goes into your house without your permission and just basically lays eggs on your damn floor. Now, that's breaking and entering.
Secondly, he just gives candy to your kids but I'm no parent but I still know that I wouldn't my kids eating candy from a bunny that lays eggs. Thirdly why do we even celebrate the bunny where did this bunny come from? DId it come from space? These are the questions that we need to find out. So this easter I want you to set up a camera and see if the Easter bunny comes from a ufo or is like Santa and can't fit down the chimney (which during Christmas I'll explain how Santa is also a criminal). Lastly This bunny literally just sh*ts on your kid's floor. That's illegal. We need to lock this bunny up with the Joker in Arkham Asylum. (ps just look at this picture.

*edit we found out that the Easter bunny and Santa are the same people thanks to Kamarae.

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Should we lock this bunny up

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You're points are horrible but, yes.

Err.. excuse me?

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I said we gotta lock him up man. Use your super shotgun doomguy.

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blep

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y e s?

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚HELLO DORK BITCH SNOWFLAKE THIS IS A MAN TELLING U TO STFU AND GROW A SACK AND A SPINE!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† did i hurt ur feelings with the upper case letters???πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯ I DONT GIVE A FUCK POWDERPUFF!!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† UR SUCH A BITCH.....ANYWAY GO TO UR CORNER AND SUCK UR THUMB WHILE CRYING URSELF TO BED SNOWFLAKE!!!!! NITE NITE..... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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You wouldn't be saying that if the Easter bunny is just crawling into your window.

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i would, because i have an m60 along with a few fully sized howitzers under my bed

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he sure told you, damn, he has a way with words.

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Wow, you got suspended 30 minutes after you registered. Must be some kind of record...

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I thought it was a joke. It takes effort to be that obnoxious.

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wait it was serious? I assumed that post was made sarcastically

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Whoever suspended the account seemingly didn't believe or realize he was being facetious.

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No, he said the n-word like twice in a thread he made not even 20 minutes after he joined.

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I cannot comprehend what goes through minds of some people...

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I cannot comprehend what goes through minds of some people...

Quite. Some users write to support saying, "Ban me, you ^%#&^$. I dare you," and then act surprised when they are permabanned (followed by other users criticizing Support for permabanning those individuals "for no reason").

Life continues to be interesting.

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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Easter bunny. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Edit: u would look like that bunny too if you had little gremlins with their dirty diapers sitting on u all day for photos

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you're right about him being jacked but he is actually scared of humans

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I'm sure the easter bunny is stealing eggs from chicken. So it's theft on top of breaking and entering. Also leaving behind stolen eggs makes us accomplices, which we never wanted to be - right?
Still, easter bunny is cute. Is this the point where I shouldn't say we eat bunny for easter? thinking :]

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Damn you're right. But We must capture this thief. and bring him to justice. So this easter get your golden nets because that's the only thing that stops an easter bunny

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Well I confess I'm not that much a hunter in RL, so I'll just laze around and let others do the catching-the-bunny-part :]

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Yes set a bear trap and break that bunnys leg

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No! That's mean! Bear traps are horrible!
Beer trap - ok :D
But no leg breaking on my end :]

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You have to break his legs to weaken him you must do your part.

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And what if my cat's walk into said traps? Nono, I refuse.

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So santa is also breaking and entering?

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Correct

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Well, if the Easter Bunny is a criminal, then I can only imagine what we should think of Santa...and the Burger King guy.

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Santa and Burger King guy are confirmed pedo's and should be locked up.

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its wabbit season.

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With years and and infinite amount of homes he broke into? Those charges should leave an infinite prison term.

So lock this slimeball's ass up NOW!

I don't even celebrate Easter so I was always safe from that child predator.

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It's not infinite though because humans weren't around for an infinite amount of time.

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Now, before you laugh, hear me out. I think it's just a bit odd that the bunny and the fat man both seem to have this knowledge of where our houses are, and how to get in without us finding out how. Maybe Santa and the Easter Bunny are actually working together?

Or maybe they're both the same guy! Maybe Santa occasionally dresses up as a bunny to leave eggs hidden in our houses until a few days later.... the unholiest of smells. Maybe Santa is the one we're after this whole time and the rabbit is just an adorable distraction? Maybe the bunny was born out of Santa's anger for not getting enough thank you cards or gifts.

Picture this. Santa, after Christmas, no thank you cards, no gifts. Mail's just late he says. Then it's the day before Easter. No mail for Santa. Santa's sad. Santa's angry. But not too angry. He isn't going to key your car or anything. But he has eggs, and he knows how to use them. But first he needs a disguise, one that hides his face and houses his belly, but isn't too scary. He IS Santa you know.

A bunny is perfect. He puts on his bunny outfit, loads the sleigh with dyed eggs (keep it festive. Santa and all) and heads to your home. He spends at least 45 Santa minutes (like our minutes but different), hiding eggs everywhere you prolly wont think to look right away. Like the microwave, cupboard, under the sink, behind the toilet, back of the closet... Then he brushes off the old bunny costume, hops in the sleigh, and moves to the next home. Later he hears rumors of a rabbit shitting eggs. Santa is finally happy. Until next year.

I say that the bunny is simply one of Santa's many disguises and you're all falling for his games! Santa is the real criminal!

I have extra tinfoil hats if anyone is interested :D

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See? Indisputable proof right here

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Damn your right Santa and the Easter bunny must be the same people. Double the charges because santa is a confirmed pedo.

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i wonder if Easterclaws will leave any chocolate eggs under your baskettree. dont forget to hang it from your chimney with hair.

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Hopefully he doesn't require I hang it with my own hair. I've been quite dutifully breaking into the neighbors house to raid their shower drain in preparation

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deck the halls with bunches of carrots
tis the season to be hoppy

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you know what they called him before he went gray and put on a few pounds? jesus! how you think he can oversee the elves making what used to be mainly wooden toys?

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Nobody think about kids

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I bet the easter bunny kidnaps kids and turns them into eggs.

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Maybe it's a reverted parisian stork πŸ€”

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Oh, you are abducted in rabbits ...
We will produce next year's Easter eggs together with "Child rabbit".
Good luck.

The image is your child.

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And here it even does it with stuff that has some plastic or aluminium foil covered egg of bad chocolate. But just imagine inside that is a plastic capsule and contents that stays in nature for ever! What a monster...

Should be eaten really...

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You can thank me later.

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you need to add an [] beheind the !

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I always forget how the tags work here lol

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Haha

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ya thats pretty awsome

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Would you rather celebrate a bunny or a zombie?

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Why can't we celebrate Zombunny?

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^ we need a holiday for this

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the monty pythone killer rabbit? i mean why do you think only the holy hand grenade could kill it.

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Criminal trespass and disturbing the peace.

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Don't mess with the Easter Bunny, or he'll call his cousin the Easter Kangaroo:

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i'm so happy they evolved to stop eating meat

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Thats the scariest shit i've seen in years.

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Are you drunk again?

The easter bunny shits out his chocolate eggs in the garden, not "into your house" smh

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Garden House it's all the same dammit.

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EB is a criminal because Rabbits are inherently evil. They breed out of control and overrun local ecosystems, causing millions of dollars in damages to gardens and farmland. Then they start to die when the food is gone in fall and you end up with rotting Rabbit carcasses everywhere.

We need to ban Rabbits! They cause global warming with all the gasses given off by their decomposing corpses! Ban Rabbits! They're bad for the environment!

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We need to start shooting feral rabbits just like they shoot feral cat's in Australia.

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haven't you watched rise of the guardians?

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Now you've done it.

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Classic.

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where did this bunny come from?

It's Jesus Christ's fursona.

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Holy shit. You must be right. Jesus Christ started easter which means he must be the easter bunny. 100% proof right here boys.

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There's no bunny in my culture, we believe eggs are painted red to symbolize the drops of blood Jesus bled for humanity... on the cross you know... but I guess that's not commercial enough for the capitalism... thus chocolate eggs by the bunny? It's weird, where does the bunny steals all the eggs? Are there worried hens crying themselves into sleep because of it? Milk cartons with egg pictures on them? Think about it.

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Hello I'm from Greece. I was wondering, do you have the tradition of painting eggs red on Easter in your country?

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any color really but people like to do solid colors (cause they are lazy and just dip it into dye) or as many colors as they can.

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the "rabbit" is really a lizard-mammal hybrid kinda like the dinosaurs with feathers that became todays birds. this hybrid is a leftover from the time when some lizards evolved into people-ish and why it lays eggs. the true reason for the "rabbit", eggs, and candy are only really knowed by the lizard overlords and anyone who can explain it to you is one of the shapshifting lizard overlord. now that i told you this i'll have to go into hiding.

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Damn.

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