First of all this bunny goes into your house without your permission and just basically lays eggs on your damn floor. Now, that's breaking and entering.
Secondly, he just gives candy to your kids but I'm no parent but I still know that I wouldn't my kids eating candy from a bunny that lays eggs. Thirdly why do we even celebrate the bunny where did this bunny come from? DId it come from space? These are the questions that we need to find out. So this easter I want you to set up a camera and see if the Easter bunny comes from a ufo or is like Santa and can't fit down the chimney (which during Christmas I'll explain how Santa is also a criminal). Lastly This bunny literally just sh*ts on your kid's floor. That's illegal. We need to lock this bunny up with the Joker in Arkham Asylum. (ps just look at this picture.

*edit we found out that the Easter bunny and Santa are the same people thanks to Kamarae.

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Should we lock this bunny up

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You're points are horrible but, yes.

I was about to point out "so what about the santa". But looks like youll lay into him eventually.
Im waiting

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Yeah He is a pedo. Thats a lil hint.

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Pffffft!!!!!!
Bunny hater!
So typical for a cat. :P

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Sometimes Easter Bunnies can be heroes too: Easter Bunny Save(s) The Day in Orlando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q37SuTMRIQ

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That's a rare case of an easter bunny with uh some kind of mental disorder.

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Damn man... Don't post shit like that. You have some sort of deathwish? What if bunny is reading?

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Closed 3 years ago by BlepCat.