We've all seen the Muppet Show, and my favorite characters are the two grumpy men on the balcony, I VERY much identify myself with them. They are rather sour, aggressive, and hate/spiteful, and I love it. Of course this show was created a while back, today the balcony would have to be a lot bigger to not get accused of all kinds of stuff - I mean there's no women, no ethnicals, no whatever-sexuals of any kind.... - but here you are all welcome.

Tell us your '' Balcony angry man'' moments. Just let it out. Passive-aggressiveness works too.

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I have no idea what is going on here?

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No, you don't.
No you don't, again.
Really, you don't.
Are you kidding, you absolutely don't.
I'm a positive person, I don't like to say that someone is clueless, so I'll say F you instead!
Trains are blue. Always blue.
There are no pineapples in a lemon.
There are no lemons in a pineapple.
There are lemons in the shop. Pineapples too.
The longest answer to choose from, just because it's longer than the other answers, that are shorter. If you don't get it; read it again. It's about length.

I once entered a radio show contest, and when you entered you could name the artist that would give you the price and they would arrange it (NRJ). I chose R Kelly to give me mine, and my plan was cunning - I would then proceed on live radio to tell him how much his music sucks, and how I wished he would really try to fly....

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The modern day contemporaries of Statler and Waldorf are called trolls now! :3

Statler and Waldorf

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It's sad really!

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Trolls at their best!

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blue is blue.;..I am blue...bumping for blue

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I hear you, blue is also welcome here. But can you make it more passive/aggressive? For example you could say something like ''I don't look down on other colours, but they all suck if they are not blue''?

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Best poll I've read on SG so far. :P

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Really thought about these answers for a looong time. So you all could have a good time.

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I'm at a loss for words. Never liked the Muppet Show?

I could rant for an hour about this! =)

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Never liked the Muppet Show, but apparently like anime.

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I get chills watching this!

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😱

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Goosebumps!

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Yes, and they came up with that word due to the fact that there are no lemons in a pineapple!

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No you can't, even if you have a dirty mind....

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My favourite muppet is The Great Gonzo ;_;

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Gonzo The Fabulous!

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