Hey guys! I'm traveling from California to Michigan today (and tomorrow) and I'm going to be bored as fuck. The trip totals to over 15 hours. I will be awake for more than 24 hours. I have two layovers, one for an hour in Utah, and the other for 8 hours in Texas. The one in Texas will last from Midnight to 7:30 am, meaning there's basically going to be not many food choices. So My first flight leaves today around 4:30pm, and I'll get to Michigan tomorrow at 11:15 in the morning -.- This is gonna blow. Thankfully, I'll have wifi basically the whole time so I need you guys to entertain me. I don't give a shit how, just fucking do it. I'll be on periodically, and I better be fucking entertained each time. Gogogogo.

Oh yeah, and I'm time traveling. Basically. Going from the freaking west coast to east coast so I'm going to be off with times -.-

I'll keep you fucks updated.

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Have you ever traveled in an airplane?

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Yes, it was fun
Yes, it was fucking awful
No, maybe one day
No, fuck that

So: you'll have a PC and Wi-Fi but you still think you'll need anything else? Am I understanding it correctly? o.O

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It's just a shitty laptop. Very slow. But It's a long journey and I'm going to be around a lot of people so I'd like to have some actual socialization :p

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Be around what? Socia-what?! I'm really confused. Are you sure you have to do this?

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I'll come up with something tomorrow. Have a good trip! :)

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This is entertainment. It has to be, it says so in the title.

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dances for 15 hours straight, to entertain Meow

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<3

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How about this?

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No.

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Imagine a cat.
Now imagine that cat running towards you.
Now imagine that cat jumping at your face.
Now replay that in a loop for 15 hours, or add as many cats as needed.

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I love you

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Now imagine that with Chariots of Fire playing the entire time.

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would suggest watching Kung Pow , Stay tuned during the trip and if your a fan of Comedy central Roasts i would suggest those as well
Also Pablo Francisco and many other comedians with great material
Not in everyone's taste but GAKI NO TSUKAI Batsu games are quite funny but definately not for everyone's taste ;p

Anyways here's a semi funny video ;p

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That always reminds me of an otter! :3

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9gag is the way meow!

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Ew

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how you dare :o

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I'm not your peasant! :)

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Yes you are

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No! U!

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Don't worry, I'll be annoying you on Steam. I got a day off tomorrow.

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Why don't you play games? I'm not a good entertainer unless you want me as a punching bag. D:

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Yeah but I love you guys.

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Thanks but I'm too boring to be talked to.

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<3

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This just in: I arrived in Utah, but I board for Texas in 10 minutes. I also have no wifi on the plane. The good is that I am alive! Wait... that's bad news for you little shits.

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I am offensive and I find your language magnificentone

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You are alive... for now.

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This might not entertain you, but you might find it cute!

Hope you have a nice trip!

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It's like that Hitchcock movie. But cuter.

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I was just in Michigan about a week ago. It's really cold up there :/

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I'm used to it ^-^ Lived in Michigan my whole life before December.

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No entertainment or food choices in TX from midnight til 7am? Where are you landing -- in a cornfield? O.o

Every airport I've ever laid over in always has 24 hour clubs stripclubs, restaurants and bars right near the airport. O.o (Used to travel a lot on business)

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Dallas. Like, nobody is in the airport, it's so empty.

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Just eat the biggest steak you can find while you're there. Its what Id do.

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Nothing's open.

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It's Texas. In sure theres a gun range or something open.

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In the airport?

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Yes, as I understand it.

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Just go up to the nearest emergency exit, kick that shit open, and when they come to congratulate you on your technique, just yell, "Do you know who the fuck I am?!"

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You're going to get me detained

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No, no. It's a police escort!

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Like a stripper?

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Are they taking you to the champagne room?

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Well there are handcuffs and someone will end up naked and feeling empty inside, so yes?

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Pretend you're in a zombie apocalypse and do super awesome flips over the chairs while pretending to shotgun zombies in the face.
Or, pretend like you're parkouring in Mirror's Edge.

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I still need to win that game to play it

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This just in: I have been walking around the airport for an hour. I am taking a break to charge my laptop and phone. I have an energy drink. I am still alive. I have a little over 6 hours left until my plane starts boarding.

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I don't know if you are into D&D, but there is a really fun and interesting campaign that I watched earlier this year that you might enjoy. Goes for about 22 hours total. It's a completely original campaign made up by a member of the Canadian Sketch-comedy troupe, LoadingReadyRun

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6 hours is long enough to finish Spec Ops: The Line which I highly recommend it you've never played it before.

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Idk what that is

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A game by 2k that will blow your stinking mind.

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My laptop can barely run Goat Simulator so.. I don't play many games on it

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I never traveled by plane. It looks a bit scary :/

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It's not really scary, it just can take a long time and there can be a lot of people. You also have to get used to your ears popping when you take off or land (though chewing gum helps). I Have flown every summer and every other winter from Michigan to Florida from when I was 2 to when I was 14 so I have a bit of experience. Though this is only the second time I have flown alone.

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If planes are pressurized, why you feel the changes of pressure? :S
EDIT: answering myself, planes are not completely sealed, there are valves to regulate the pressure mm interesting.
EDIT2: Also, interesting fact:

I was surprised when I heard the answer from an airline pilot. There are no circulation fans on an airliner. Varying the air pressure controls the air temperature since the warmed air from the engine bleed moves through the cabin towards the exit valves. Want it warmer, lower the pressure and warmer air fills the cabin. Keep the valves closed for a while and the aircraft cools pretty rapidly and the air does too. Doesn't take much change in pressure to move the air, a few feet of altitude will do it, but the change is what is needed to make the air move at all.

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This just in: I walked for another hour and am taking another break. I have walked for two hours since I came to Texas. I have 4 and a half hours until I start boarding. I have eaten only snack foods for the past 32 hours. I'm not even hungry. Also, I have trail mix, gummy bears, Raisinets, Gobstoppers, A roll of Mentos and a pack of gum. I'm totally eating super healthy guys, don't worry.

Also: You guys are horrible entertainers and can suck my ass

P.S: I probably should have added that this may be my last topic post for a while. In case you didn't know already, I'm getting a life and won't be on SG as much. I'll still come on to enter giveaways probably. But not much forums for me.

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Now you do it

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that's me. you can't tell, cause it's from behind.

now your turn.

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I can't do that in an airport

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can't complain we don't entertain you ;)
btw, whats the occasion for moving? or is it a secret?

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I was only in California to be with my boyfriend, but we broke up.

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the load keyboard punching finally did it?
i'm sorry, not nice. but laughing supposedly helps

beside, there are better guys in Michigan anyway
The simpsons have any references to anything you could possibly want ;)

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Lol

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I'm getting a life

Haha, yeah right.

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I am! Kinda. Gonna be going outside every day at least.

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Inb4 Meow's getting a garden and will have to water it.

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you are changing the cat litter...

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