silly internetz

Gabe Newell Simulator is an action horror FPS game in which you will be able to play Gabe Newell.
Gabe has finally decided to publish Half Life 3, but his employees disagree and will try to stop him at all costs, even by turning into monsters!


March 19
WE DID IT!
For some day we have been able to arrive in first position and today we have reached more than 1000 fans!
I, in the meantime, have improved the game graphics and have established that the game will cost only $2,99 to allow everybody to be able to play there!
Strangely STEAM has not approved the game yet (...)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/392310282/1426777163


store page, 6,99€

http://store.steampowered.com/app/407420/

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So... bog-standard shooter meets Valve satire?

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even if they pass Greenlight stage Gabe do not let them inside The Temple. ;>

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looks so bad :(

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this.

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++1

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+1

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The concept is ok-ish at best and the game itself looks way too generic, I doubt it makes it trough.

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Of course these parody games get through the fastest....

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Good joke but doubt the lawyers will let it pass :/ Unless this pleases the EMPRAH GABEN.

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Remove the name, what's left?

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I had to log on just to say this. And I am saying this in the kindest way possible.

Whoever/Whomever votes for this shit or buys this shit--heck even wants this shit--should really reconsider what they are doing. Nothing about this game looks good. Please don't make this a trend where developers start naming shitty games after unrelated bullshit meme/pop culture references just to make profit. Especially on Steam. Stop it please.

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"Whoever/Whomever votes for this or buys this--heck even wants this--should really reconsider what they are doing."
+1

by the way - we should blame Steam and.. GabeN himself . The all powers to stop projects like this are in their hands.

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i can see steam's answer to this already

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+1 :D

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+1

Hate to break it to you though on one count... :/
I fear that trend has started already...

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after the last changes around steam they kinda deserve this so i'm gonna stay neutral :>

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He did what with her corpse?!

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Which hodor is winning?

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Hodor

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What is hodor...?

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sub-level country under Mordor

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If I'm not mistaken, he's some Game of Thrones character.

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Haven't seen that before...and I suppose I should be proud I can't vote in this one.

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3XXX is also the size of his clothes?

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-1

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its a game, to be sold on steam, about murdering valve employees. gave that shit an upvote on the spot!

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potato bump -_-

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Valve office desks don't have wheels in the game... -1 realism. -1 immersion.

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instahodor!

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Alright, let me just say this. True, the title is stupid. True, the whole idea is ridiculous.
If the game is good, then who really cares, though. As long as it's good.

...But it's not. This is an obvious piece of unwanted crap.

Basically, this is:
A cheap, very weak concept.
A silly title.
An overall bad game.
Even the graphics are mediocre at best.

If you create a game with such a stupid concept, at least MAKE IT GOOD for fuck sakes.

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+1 for what you said. I hope this crap won't go out of greenlight.

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Started writing a similar reply, only laden with fucks and cunts, etc. You have a way with words, something I'll never be able to master...

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Another crap game getting the greenlight. Sigh.

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"Greenlighted?"

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"Highlighted"?

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Question mark goes inside the quotations, yo.

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Question mark goes outside of the quotations, bro :)

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Greenlit :/

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my head hurts just in every possible way right now XD

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Game currently part of the Groupees TaxYear bundle along with GREATS such as Bad Rats, Massive Cleavage vs Zombies, Secret of the Magic Crystals, One Day For Ched, Red Lake

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got the key from groupees Tax Year Bundle

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"I, in the meantime, have improved the game graphics and have established that the game will cost only $2,99 to allow everybody to be able to play there!"

"the game will cost only $2,99"

"only $2,99"

...and yet, it's $6.99 (without discount). I wonder what happened between then and now?

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maybe non-EA version will be 2.99

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What does EA have to do with it?

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there are a lot of games that change the price once out of EA

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Sorry, failed to see that EA stands for Early Access ... my bad!

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Well, you know, must have been something "significant":

"After adding the third person, improving the graphics and the gameplay significantly, the price of the game will be $6.99 "

Please, god, tell me he is joking, right? RIGHT?

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"improving...significantly" LOL

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I saw some videos of it, seems really the worst game on Steam right now

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