Free Rush Bros. from Green Man Gaming.

Heyo everybody. I'm back, here to tell horrible tales of what happens once the mighty banhammer decides to condemn you to the land of the Soospends.
It is a vast land, the land of the Soospends. Its lies beyond the dark and formidable mountain of Turmn ouff' Soorweysus, or the TOS. The first you thing you feel as the banhammer chooses to descend upon is is a numbness, followed by searing pain. You open your eyes, and you try to look. But you cannot. It is all dark, the smell of dead animals and decaying flesh fresh in the humid sticky air.
You want to see, it is all that you wish to to. Soon you discover that the hat, the hat of Lugheen, the green hat that all folk of the sister villages stimgeephs and stimtruhds wear, is still upon your aching head. With great sorrow, you take it off, and then your eyes are taken by blinding light... you are in! Back in the village! You roam about looking at people gifting each other and trading, haggling over prices, playing games and enjoying themselves. You are overjoyed and you try to talk to someone but they ignore you. You try to touch but you pass through everything. Saddened by grief once more, you assume you are dead, no more a mortal life. Shuffling along you pass a mirror and looking into it, recieve a great shock... you can see yourself! But, alas, you are changed. A redness hangs over you, bright colours nowhere to be seen. And then you see it - a mark on your forehead, redder than all else, saying 'Soospendeth'. But, you are glad. It also carries a date, the date of your revival as a fresh bieng. So you put on the hat of Lugheen and the village vanishes. For the rest of your Soospen-shan you roam about in the dark and nasty nirghbouring villages, and one day, the searing pain in your forehead disappears and you are once more among the folk of stimgeephs and stimtruhds.