14 years old pickaxes pig for bacon, Minecraft blamed.

Oh, snake! :P

14 years old saves the world, 90% of all the videogames blamed

14 year old says screw this shit am going back to CoD, generation blamed

14 Year old take an arrow to the knee, Skyrim blamed :(

14 year old magically appears and suffocates in space, Portal 2 blamed.
This was a triumph...

seems like something that would happen.

14 year old cannot jump over 3 feet walls, every linear game ever blamed.

14 years old has hardcore sex with a 14 years old chick after waking up, Witcher 2 blamed!

14 Year says he's in school to Kick Ass, Deus Ex blamed

14 years old eats 10 cakes in quick succession, BioShock blamed.

14 years old doesn't starve, Don't Starve blamed.

14 year-old eats food that he found inside of a wall, Castlevania blamed.

14 year old makes a cult that becomes rampant, Bioshock Infinite blamed.

14 year old takes size reduction surgery, Dwarfs!? blamed.

14 y/o goes on a killing spree and kills 10,000 Orcs, Orcs Must Die and Warhammer 40K: Space Marine divide the blame (50-50).

2 years old cannot make it to his third birthday, Gabe Newell blamed.

14 Year old summons an Evil Cthulhu and it destroy the city. Sribblenaughts is blamed.