What's the title of your "game"?
Don't forget to add appropriate soundtrack! :)


KING OF THE FOREST

King of the Forest is an innovative survival game where you must protect protagonist named Jon against Demons. Demons can't attack you when it's bright but whenever Jon is getting upset or angry the darkness slowly spreads over the world. Your job is to prevent darkness come. You can do it by doing things that makes Jon happy. It is called Hobbies and it's determinig the Mood (the better the Mood is, the brighter it is). For example you can go swimming, do improv, play computer games, read books, take different courses, find interesting job, race cars, make friends etc. But a few things can decrease the Mood. When you're very hungry or sleepy Hobbies can even don't work at all. There is also leveling-up system of Hobbies. You can learn new things in every kind of Hobby, you can also discover new Hobbies. It is important because when you're doing the same thing over and over again Jon becomes bored and it negatively affect his Mood again. So you have to constantly strive for improvement. When you don't care about Mood, darkness comes and you have to fight Demons. You can do it by talking to your friends, writing books, going on holidays and much more. But fighting with Demons is very difficult so open combat is rather senseless. The game focuses on keeping the Mood on a high level. You can also choose so-called Life Goals that will give you a huge bonus to the Mood if you achieve them. There's a whole range of Life Goals starting from finding a good job, through getting married ending up with becoming popular.

SOUNDTRACK:
The Vagabond
Climbing Up the Walls
Biscuit
Pretty Noose
Sleeping Ute
Give Up The Ghost
Pink Moon
Happy End


If I'll find any game interesting I'm gonna add it on steam ;)


It's all a game - I hope.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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I will be famous game developer!
I'm gonna be the king of Denmark.
McDonald's.
I'll be doing stuff, you know...
I will still wonder why you didn't include a "potato" option in the poll.
Oh, come on... even you??
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I listened to that song all the way through and somehow I feel like i've committed a terrible crime. Haha

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Oops. ;)

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You'll live.

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God, I can't read -,-

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10/10 would deinstall again
Great idea! I might come back to this and write something more serious.

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Counting on you! :)

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Still thinking about how I can keep it vague enough, to give people the bigger picture, but also keeping it to myself.
I don't talk about my life so much. It's noone's business. :D

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I know what you mean :) I was like that too, but now I don't care that much anymore :) I'm really interested about your review, so I hope you'll figure out how to write it!

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Lower your expectations, brother :D

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Well, I like games in many different genres so we will see :)

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i don´t write reviews in the middle of the game

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Life's episodic and you can write something while you wait for the next episode to release. :P

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my game-engine does not support DLCs....it´s a bit old you know

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There's at least room for a speech pack, right?

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XD
Rage quit?

Oh crap I'm a victim of necro :(

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'I hope' ;)

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Although it comes from a good developer and publisher, has an interesting concept, and was initially quite good, the end-game of "Kukeemon" is dull, poorly thought out (as is the norm for Early Access games), and will most likely fail to deliver. 3/10 - IGN

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I'm at that part in the game where the developers really need to add a love interest.

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Added to library cos I'm just curious... :P

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Pros:

  • Beautiful graphics
  • HD sound effects
  • Interesting plot with unexpected twists and turns

Cons:

  • No soundtrack of my own (unless I play someone else's music)
  • No quick save/quick load feature
  • Only one life and then it's "game over"
  • Extremely high difficulty (Dark Souls is child's play compared to REAL LIFE)

It's definitely an interesting experience. Let's say 7/10.

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Would play, I like games with a good story ;)

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it's also like a time-demo, when the time expires you can't play it again, problem is you cant buy the full unlimited game

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The Answer of Death.

You are different, and it's not okay.


Act one.

You be yourself, and do what you want. You will be discouraged for doing these things, and will lose the willpower to do them until you can't do anything you wan't anymore.

Soundtrack = Avril Lavigne and AAR and burnout revenge soundtrack


Act two

Being discouraged from your activities, the only ones you you must do and act in socially acceptable ways. You must mimic members of your society until you are a complete different person.

Soundtrack = Pop Music


Act three

After some major events, you realize you know nothing about yourself or what you want or can do. You must search for answers. This search will be infinite, because you'll never figure them out.

Soundtrack = https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH2lyWwLHyhUKIAeOD-UH8Mw4vprHx1NK


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I suggest to change server as people on this one aren't the kindest ;) Also Improv Classes mod is recommended for you. You have Second City, man. If I were you I would go for it.

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Are you trans?

7 years ago
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Uh, yes I am mtf.

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I prefer to play E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial on Atari, 100 000 000 hours!

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Pay less than $0.25, leave it afk and get the card drops. Profit! (then uninstall).

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that was soo sad :(

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Is pretty poorly optimized. No graphic options, it lags a lot, it chrashed twice on startup. Only resolution is 480i. STAY AWAY. I bought this game because of the trailer but it is not worth it. It drags the story a lot and it the end the hero achieves nothing. 0 replayability value. Only good thing was the music, and even that was bad. -10\11 IGN

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Man that's a bum life

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There was a game on Steam (can't remember the name) that has very bad reviews right after it's release. But the devs didn't give up - they've just listened to the community and fixed things that people mentioned as bad. Now it's one of the best rated game on Steam. The point is - you really have to love your game to finally make it great, no matter what.

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I think it was Orion: Prelude. Shame the devs forgot about this game though.

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Title: Sometimes he moves. Soundtrack: What soundtrack? Review: I'd rather watch paint dry as a blind person. Score 0/10 Conclusion: kill yourself.

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Not enough chickens and no dragons. Graphics saved it - 5/10 IGN

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I had too many chickens in my game. We can do the trade.

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TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY! We can fix my game DayZ take notes

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Sorry I tried to find a pic of an amazing dragon chicken, but all I found was this ._.

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eats chicken good enough for me!!!

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cannibalism D:

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Cannibalism is my middle name :3

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Isn't your middle name Sadistic, Mrs. MrsSadisticChicken?

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No!
Title: Mrs
First name: Sadistic
Middle name: Cannabilsm
Last name: Chicken

Hope that cleared my name and lifestyle up ;D

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Yeah your lifestyle :3
(Sorry for the second really mean pic)

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Look for Fire Breathing Chicken :B1:

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Graphics were the best ive seen but the story and the gameplay sucked

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my life is like a pay to win game

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McDonalds

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A joke but I'm crying T_T
Here ost

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'meh' - 10/10 IGN
'Can you even call this a game?' - 4/10 Gamespot
'It was okay. I wasn't a fan of the screaming for the first chapter (year) though' - 1/10 Metacritic
'Depressing' - 2/10 Myself

It got real in here folks. 0.o

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Metacritic review was the best :D Added to the library!

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nightmare land

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Well, I haven't completed the game yet, but here it goes...

Graphics
Pretty standard, but they're ok, especially considering when the game was made.
The main character is also very handsome.
I had no problems running it at full FPS, so it's either very well optimised, or it's not a console port (not sure, I have not seen a console version yet).

Sound
Voiceovers are generally pretty good, except for some annoying NPCs, but they main hero has a sexy accent.
Music is fine, I really like the soundtrack. Probably gonna buy the OST DLC after I complete the game.

Story
The main story is a bit boring, but there are literally thousands of side-quests you can do, most of which are optional.
I don't want to spoil it for you, but there are some plot twists that come really unexpected!

Gameplay
First of all, this is very old-school and unforgiving. The game saves automatically, and death is permanent like in old rogue games.
Gameplay variety was the main selling point of this game, but I'd say it doesn't really live to the hype.
The combat system is decent but sometimes too fast and chaotic. You get your a$$ handed to you every other fight, which can be a bit frustrating. Luckily most of the fights are skippable, or you can use stealth instead.
Character advancement is ok-ish, there aren't as many options as I would have hoped.
Some mini-games are a bit repetitive, like the dish washing game... Ugh! I hate that one, and I never get 100% score. Plus there's that woman NPC that keeps b♥tching about how bad I am at that.
Finally, there aren't many QTEs and cutscenes, but the ones I've had so far were rather boring.

I can't give a final score yet since I'm just about halfway through the game I think, but so far I would recommend it only when it's on sale. Or wait for it to be bundled.

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Nice review :> Adding to my library :P

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I have the sequel wishlisted already, but I bet they will delay the release date again.

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Worst character creation options I've ever saw. D:

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Yeah, I wish I could make a whole party like in Icewind Dale, instead I only got to create the main character, and I couldn't even choose the hair colour!

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graphics are really bad, need to use glasses to see
You cant change monitor settings, if it's dark then you can't do sh*t about it
You are asleep half the time
Resources are hard to find on your own. Those resources you do manage to collect, you'll give half of them away in taxes.
Humans still think this is a game, so all other species are slowly losing the war. Except for cats, everyone loves cats.
You are forced to coexist in a society of noobs.
Anti-cheat, anti-hack and anti-scam software is bugged.

It's not even a full game, more like an early-access time-demo: The core element of the game, Humanity, is clearly undeveloped and needs a lot of work. Simple and basic AI, Devs, please improve the AI already!. You can only play for limited time.

0/10 this game sucks

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Not a single good word about the game? :O

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one positive point : if you follow the news you'll have a great time laughing at how bad it is

ok, graphics are not that bad, just bugged on some systems. So people like me are forced to get glasses DLC to fix that, can you believe it?

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It's such a shame... It's all 'bout the base... I mean money!

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Ridiculous amount of mods available. Some mods are incredibly addictive, but very time consuming and very hard to uninstall.
Beware of "Alchohol 2.0" and "Marriage 3.0".
Would hack again 11/10.

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Aaah, they're so many mixed reviews about Alcohol 2.0 and Marriage 3.0 mods, I don't know what to do...

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All i care for is having achievements and trading cards.

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no one cares

in the game

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