Store your keys like a pro

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I just found out an amazing way to store your keys safely.

Go to your desktop -> Right Click -> Go to New -> Text Document

That's it! You'll never loose them this way, just don't forget to save it.

Of course, you can still loose them if you format your hard drive, suffer a ransomware attack, or delete it by accidente. I guess you could do a cloud save or use google docs but I've heard Google steals your steam keys.

So why don't you use my totally harmless app? it will safely store your keys on my private server. I promise I won't look at them and you don't have to worry about hackers, they have only stole my passwords twice, I think I've learned the lesson.

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lior9905

Joke's on you, already had my steam keys stolen!

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Vincer

Notebook.
As in paper notebook

No hacking.
No hdd failure.
No loosing the file amidst your pc pr0n
You can pretend they're like physical copies
You practice your handwriting
You can make people think you have some secret diary full of secrets.
You can avoid using straight up the games names using codes, and someone finding may think you're a spy. Bonus points if you write in chinese 'glory for the party!' with a red pen

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thegodoftitsandwine

You can proudly state "the dog ate your keybank"

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notarnas

GKeyBank is actually pretty decent and has steam integration, sadly, it's abandoned now. I just use Google Sheets now.

I used it for like 2 years and it was perfectly fine.

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