examples of paradox

This is a pretty decent example of paradox.

Two physicians walk into a bar. Pair of docs.

the entire "catch 22" is a paradox...

Can almighty being create stone heavy enough to not be able to lift it?

Magicka, Cities: Skyline, Pillars of Eternity.

Paradox within paradox is paradox paradox.

I can't help my trekky side:
You can time travel and you go back in time, for your first time, and you didn't know you could.
You meet yourself 20 seconds before you went back in time.

Never say never.

Never talk in absolutes (that's an absolute).

I always lie.

Those 2 are not paradoxes, just sentences out of context.

Don't go near the water until you've learned to swim.

Usually referring not to go alone.

The man who wrote suce a stupid sentence cannot write at all.

This is when you use literal meaning of word without following sentences context.

this is an old one (but very good :D)
"My nose will grow" - Pinoccio

http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/St3yG/paradoxes
lots of answers with not much paradoxes after all

It's opposite day

The following statement is a lie.
The previous statement is the truth.

Well, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

5 days and nobody hit that one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes

"This sentence is false! (Don't think about it, don't think about it)" - GLaDOS