Weapons in a Zombie Apocalypse!

My psp......

A remote.

Lavalamp or tea cup.

I pick lavalamp.

A pencil.

WIFI antenna!

AK47 or M1 Garand , M1911 , combat knife ,tactical vest , armored car (reinforced glass, pieces of metal , loopholes) :))))

In my left side is SoftGun pistol :P

a Dildo with a ultra vib on it

My wife's monitor. :/

A bunch of cups on a foldable chair,hmmm...

A toilet paper roll :(

A fish tank ._.

My headset.Fml.

My laptop?! Damn it, i have sword on right side xD

A window.

A plastic tumbler....
I guess if I pushed it hard enough it might go through their weak flesh.

A wooden wall.

Tissue box.

Come at me.

my desktop computer, its got corners...

Printer and a book

empty plastic bottle.......

Well, I guess I have to fight zombies either with my old monitor or with my wireless Xbox360 Controller :D

a chair

Guitar amp

a White Fan

1/3 printer, 1/3 wall, 1/3 speaker.