Weapons in a Zombie Apocalypse!

On my left? Take your pick from what's there: 20ga. Winchester pump shotgun,7mm Taurus pistol, 9 Iron Right-handed club, 3 medieval shortswords, 15lb dumbell weight, an empty oak bookshelf, and a pair of steel-toe workboots

earphones

well great a bottle of water, or a printer can't really decide

an earphone, to....choke those zombies I guess

oh yeah, I'll be the tripod guy when the apocalypse happens

A table fan!! xD

there's a wall on my left side =)) so i guess i'll be the hulk and slay zombies with a wall :))

im doomed... its a t-shirt... oh well at least ill have a spare one :D

a teapot...
...one kill should be fine - after that it gets messy ^^

A box of cookies O.o
What do I do, tame them with the cookies :/ ?

An iPad....I don't see how it'll help me, but at least I'll be able to play Angry Birds while they will eat me.

The axe, as usual. Though, a logical answer could be either "The noob's manual of Zombie apocalypse survival" or "the internet to download said manual".

A piano. I guess I'll make them dance.. or something.

My PC, heck yes! Or my phone, 3 cables, and a math book.

A cup of water :'(. Oh well, its important to stay hydrated at times like this. Gulp gulp

Crap... there's nothing there... just the wall... now what?

A wall.

A large tube-shaped hard pillow thingy. It could actually do some damage.

An empty plastic bottle or a leaflet about anemias...

A Bible. "Begone creatures of evil!!"

Zombie walks away..

Plastic water bottle

a closed door, oh damn

A bat with nails