You aren't the boss of me.

Sounds hot, but I also have 2 of those that I don't know what to do with them.

This is the greatest comment of my entire life.How about for you?

I dont know why but i love you.
Now go and give me a guest pass >:C
PD: I dont use drugs, so i am a winner

How bad drugs are you see at Spongebob or at Justin Bieber... YES DRUGS MAKE GAY :D!

you have nice earlobe, wanna trade for Skyrim?

Yes, don't do drug, but always accept them, then sell them they arent getting cheaper by the day.
And what is this?

I am a dick.

My penis grows when it is happy :)

Your statement telling me not to do drugs is very misleading because then you put ", they are good."
So now me = confused do you want me to do them or not?!?!?! I need to know I have no friends!!! (jk)

Nobody will get my comment so here goes.

• gets drunk * Well What do you mean I can't take off my sweater....I'M HOT!!!!

I like penises with jam and mayonese.
Maayooonesa, ella me bate como haciendo mayoneeesaa (8)~

my parents are brothers, or so I said Santa Claus

Sparkle is the coolest person I have ever seen on the internet... and also unofficial King of the Universe!!! :)

wololooo

Okay so this would be a great addition to my collection because... YOLO ! You heard me

my mom called me and asked me if she dialed the right number of my phone ^^.

insert witty comment that probably won't get me the game

Sparkle gonna Spark.