I'm not gonna tell a joke because it likely wouldn't be funny. My reason for wanting Valve Complete Pack is simple. I'd enjoy alot of the games that I don't have and would value it quite a bit. I tried winning it over and over during the sales and kept trying to generate it with coal and ended up failing over and over, my luck was terrible for it and never did get it, couldn't afford it when it was $50 and sure can't afford it now. It'd just be nice to have it but its not a must, ya know?

if you will give me homefront i will teach you this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXUhKX0Z13k

:D

You want a reason why we should get it? There is none, we're just beggars. You want to hear a joke? Not necessary, there are at least 7 pages of jokes you can see. So give the prizes to friends, goodwill, or whatevs, just don't give it to us, beggars. And yes, I just admitted that even by postin here I too am a beggar and thus pathetic,
greetings,
NineForc

I have all Valve games, besides Dota 2, Altitude and Homefront, I want one of others runner-up prizes, because I can make Gaben release EP3 next year

No jokes here :/
I just want css+gmod to play wif my friends and maybe get sven co-op to play afraid of monster DC because I'm a pussy and I don't dare to play scary games on my own...
:/ So if I win I'll die a happy man :D
Oh and I'm a beggar too xD
(Edit)AND THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.(I THINK)-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka4ETAyHZyM

Ok, i will try luck too. I hope you like Battlefield 3 :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAabVQ_XkJ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taz41PGNo1c

Well, I'd say I most deserve it because the 7 dwarfs were in bed feeling sleepy..

... so sleepy got out and left.

Roses are Grey,
Violets are Grey,
I'm a Dog.

I already have most Valve games but what I wanted the most will be Homefront so no harm trying xD

This is one of my work and hope it could inspire you xD

http://9gag.com/gag/1586429

Because i have great avatar !

joke: i used to have fire on my hear but them i took cake in my face (thats not abaut me its just a joke haha)

i just want counter strike source , half-life 2 or day of defeat source not all valve games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwQb7oOHHFc&list=PL8AF7480D5D15A867&index=1&feature=plcp

funny Bloopers, Glitches & Silly Stuff . wach all BenBuja videos moast are very funny

its a fake
if not i would make you a cake
Like Al Pachino in godfather part two
I wanna take two
Yea he killed more guys
But i wanna two gAmes ( read with irish accent!)

Games are Tomb Raider because of pretty girl
N Rush cause i like the name
Yes i could make a fortune lol
And bought it for my own

Heh but presents are better then it!
Its awesome and loud
fun and proud
That you have made it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgnsIEptsCw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxf-iVhlU0k

Not good at jokes, but this made me laugh today: http://flvrd.com/pic/snake-yes-this-is-dog/
Maybe it'll make you laugh too! Unless you don't spend as much time derping around as I do.

Would love to win Homefront :)

Lots of entries, so I don't think I have many chances, I hope you like this video tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

dear friend
U should give it to me because i am going to rule our and parralel universes one day and if u give the complete pack to me then you will have more chanses not to be sent to mines as a slave
awaiting immediate response
yours faithfully,
next emperror of the universe and parallel worlds

i never begging someone for a game...,!?!?!?! huh.. but it is a valve game so i think i can do it first time ;). i am passionate and you know it(LMFAO) ;)

I am poor boy from Russia, I have only vodka and my friend bear "Лёлек", in Putin's Russia games buy people. Я хотеть игры! Проклятые капиталисты коммунизм победит!

Why give it to me?

It's polite.

It's efficient.

And, it does not make you a crazed gunman nor requires a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Because i don't have it. simple as that

Because I stop trolling for unicorns. It's me or unicorns. Your choice.

I own a lot of valve games. Peace out

Beause I love Lara Croft.

Actually I just want Tomb Raider and Disciples II
Thank you

Good sir,
I shall not offer you an amusing quip or anecdote to win your favour. Instead, I shall put the kettle on and brew a cup of Earl Grey in honour to you. I shall sit down and enjoy a cuppa' in celebration of your generosity - cheers!