Cats are better than humans (They are cute. Soft. and evil) I mean have you looked a cat in the eye it's obviously plotting something. They are plotting something big. And not even humans can stop it. Please tell me what you think they are thinking when you look deep into their eyes. I've said too much so... OH SHIT, I hear them coming I gotta go.

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Usually, Cats get easily angry when you stare at them right into their eyes... So : Cat-scratches =#^w^=

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Just look at it, it will look at you with such disdain that you won't have any doubts they are superior.

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"I'm gonna take over the world..."
-Emori

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They are coming for you :3

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Cats are wonderful creatures. They're proud, noble and independent... I always found that admirable :)

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When I was a teen (and already a cat-lover ofc) I remember reading something that really stuck with me. Somebody was begin interviewed about cats vs. dogs, and she said, "What I like about cats is that they have the same traits that I look for in people-- independence and dignity."

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(...) she said, "What I like about cats is that they have the same traits that I look for in people-- independence and dignity."

Yes, that's very true :)

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Some cats are dickheads, others are loveable balls of fur.

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Hehe!

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Well, considering the mental state of the cats present in my vicinity, I believe they're thinking. "DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-"

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I had two cats in my life and i can say that they're better friends than any friend

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Definitely plotting something.

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ode to spot

Felis Catus 
is your taxonomic nomenclature 
An endothermic quadruped 
carnivorous by nature 
Your visual, olfactory, 
and auditory senses 
Contribute to your hunting skills 
and natural defenses. 
I find myself intrigued 
by your sub-vocal oscillations 
A singular development 
of cat communications 
That obviates your 
basic hedonistic predilection 
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur 
to demonstrate affection. 
A tail is quite essential 
for your acrobatic talents 
You would not be so agile 
if you lacked its counterbalance 
And when not being utilized 
to aid in locomotion 
It often serves to illustrate 
the state of your emotion 
Oh Spot, 
the complex levels of behavior you display 
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array 
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend 
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. 
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That was great...I remember that episode like it was yesterday.

It always bugs me, though, that "Felis catus" is not its taxonomic nomenclature (it's felis domesticus), and that obviates doesn't mean "to demonstrate or make obvious," which is how he's using it. It means "to remove (as in to remove the need for)" or "to avoid or prevent."

Lt.Cmdr. Data wouldn't make those mistakes.

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I've always been afraid of cats, but we're gonna take a kitten the next month so it'll be awesome!! =P at least I hope he won't scratch me =P
dog lover 100% and I own also lots of turtles and a super cute bunny (she's a lop eared rabbit white and grey!), let's see what the small kitten will bring to my house xD
my gf loves all animals so i'm happy we're taking a cat but also a bit afraid as always =P

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Little kitten for you so you can get used to (blurry so you can't be too afraid :P)

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They're cornering the financial markets. Whatever they have planned, it could be soon...

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Cats are gods.

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Yeah. We already knew that. also, they can purr unlike hoomans. Which is definitely a relaxing sound
You can close the thread nao.
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Well I'll give you one thing. Cats seem to like to THINK they're better than humans. But it doesn't necessarily make them so.

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Yeah well, my cat just shit on the floor.

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Not always a BALL of fur =^.^=

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I know all that already.

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Based on how they generally behave, my youngest cat would be thinking:
"pleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattentionpleasegivefoodpleasegiveattention"

And my oldest would be thinking:
"I'm not sure if I like you or not. Maybe I actually do. But you're a reliable source of food anyway so I'll stick around. Maybe."

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Meow

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Cats are smart and charming enought to make human do what they want/please :) (thats for sure :) ) But i like very much those small manipulants :-)

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