[EVENT] Steamgifts Dating - Find your love here!

I created a thread some time ago lying you about a new dating site for gamers. Of course it was a troll thread but some comments made me laugh a lot and made me think that a lot of people would enjoy something like that.

Now I had this (sick) idea of creating a thread to make you smile.
All the singles of SG will have to introduce themselves to their future love in this thread BUT they'll have to do it in a funny way! Rules are simple:

-think of a videogame and describe where you live there (ex. Hi I'm Steve and I have a castle near Whiterun)
-tell your future love about your job, your hobbies and describe maybe a common day of yours
-tell your future love why s/he should pick you as a lover

Just think of something funny! And who knows, someone on the other side of the earth (who you'll probably never meet) might find you funny and get in contact with you! Try your luck now!

Of course there's a Gib for you folks. Think about contributing to this thread, because gifts are always welcome and might impress your love!

https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/LdIBZ/

P.S. non-single people can do it for fun ;)