ATTN: do not be surprizd receeving this importnt memo. an Infulential top Goverment functionare gave your name to me assuring your transparency. the trama humiliation and deprivation which i and my Family have suffered since the death of my father the late General sani abacha has kept me in focus on searching out the possibilities of safe guarding the colosal sums of money my deceased father left behind him.
presently my elder brother mohammed abacha cannot be reached because he is under detention on the order of the federal Goverment at the moment i have thrity three millions united states dollars (US$33,000,000) currently deposited in a security company in holland. i will be sending somebody there for both of you to work together in due course. with the present dispensation of the federal Goverment of nigeria all monies kept by my deceased father are attempted to be recovered by the present administration. on this note I desire an urgent attention to assisst me secure the aformentioned sum by legally marriage to american citizen.
for you providing me with this and as well partaking in this transaction i will oblige you what ever you desire in request or to be more specific i will oblige you 30% of the total sum the subsequent charges that might be incurred by ourselves shall be budgeted to be absolved as 10% while a balance of 60% shall be main for my family and my self.
the urgency this offer desires shall be treated with all promptness as any day that passes by posses a bigger threat. you must understand that this transaction should be treated with all secrecy as it will be trouble with authorities if confidentiality is not maintained. please contact me with your sincere desires of marriage along with bank account number on your preparedness to assisst me.
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You must have a large family because I received 10 mails like this before. I married you sister 8 years ago, she said she'd go back to Nigeria to take the money after my 20.000$ deposit but still have no news. I hope nobody hurted her because all that millions can make people greedy.
Now excuse me but I need to go to the bank and deposit 5000$ so I can retire my 1.000.000$ win at the mexican lottery. I'm so damn lucky, I don't even remember taking a ticket for the mexican lottery!
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How hard can it be meeting girls, seeing where I spend most of my time...
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hu? well i guess a good try never hurt anyone am i right?
looking for a hot chick to buy me video games and play a lot of 3-4 players co-op with her best friend and sister.
what? at least i'm honest!
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3 words, 8 letters?
suk my dik (with a dutch accent)
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If it dosnt smell like Napalm it will not smell nice xD
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Ahm... ok, Napalm is not really my smell nice thingy. I'm politely backing out wave :]
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If you are american, i bet bacon is on your list of "smell nice thingy" xD
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I'm not and... eeeeew. Sry, but I recently learned, that I really can't stand that smell anymore. So guess Napalm is nicer :D
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See? you just need something you hate more to agree with someone xD
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Reasonable enough I guess :D
But maybe I just don't know what Napalm smells like (yeah, Napalm probably :] ) and I might just love it... O.O
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Jeah, most things in life are like that, you dont know that you like something (or need something) till you experienced it (like love, we got a full cicle, yay) xD
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Yeah, I remember the time I didn't know about games.... and then that was over and now I know I want them and need them and so on. But love is also nice :D
And Napalm... ;)
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Well, at least you tried to play games, there are a lot of people that condemn them right from the start (cough politicians cough) and if it turned out to be fun its even better ^^ only thing now that needs to be purchasable on steam is love (well, i think they work on it if you see how many visuel novels get on steam now) xD and napalm of course ;D
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I was to young to condemn them right away..... it's all my grandpas fault! :]
Isn't there a game called Love? Oh... and yeah, since I don't own love in rl, I take those VNs.Better then nothing :D
Unless there is somebody of course applying for that position. In that case VNs might be boring...
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Haha, the best part of beeing young: no prejudices :D
I dont know, lets google love game... jep, that was a bad idea... xD
I personally dont like VN, on the other hand everything goes well in these.
Wow, you just make it sound like a job xD
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Yeah, I know. The older I get the more I have to fight a battle with my prejudices (yay, I like Napalm!) :)
Haha, I could have told you so. I think I can pretty much imagine what kind of games you just found :D
Ah, that's alright. Everybody can play or like or what ever, what they... play or like or what ever ;) xD
Uh, it isn't? And here I thought it was a fulltime thing. Unless of course it's long distance and in different timezones, that makes it way easier xD
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I have the same problem, mostly related to prejudices to other persons (a horrible thing to do, but i cant change that -.-)
Well, it was obvious what kind of games I will find that way ;)
I dont judge people by the games they play, like you said, they can play whatever they want ^^
I wouldnt consider it a job, it should be more a taking and giving for both and fun to be together and stuff xD (i know, iam naive AF)
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Me too. I consider myself to be very open and then I notice every know and then these stupid prejudice I just have... and that's sometimes really annoying -.-
That's good. Judging by liked games... would probably be again prejudice ;)
Na, it's no job oc :)
Although it can be hard work - sometimes. At least so I heard and witnessed :]
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Prejudice is just a human thing to do, i guess
Jeah, it can be, but you always should get something back from your "hard work", i think xD But normally it is sometimes hard work for both of them, if it is only for one of them, then i would say it is not worth it at all (still naive AF) xD
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So, ich wechsel jetzt mal ganz dreist die Sprache :]
Ist wahrscheinlich auch ein Teil Ansichtssache. Oder... keine Ahnung. Ich mein, wenn immer nur einer gibt, dann ist das auf Dauer natürlich auch... meeeeh -.-
Aber was weiß ich. Ich bin so lange single, dass ich von sowas eh keine wirkliche Ahnung hab :]
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och mensch, da konnte ich mal wieder etwas englisch über aber nööö xD
Wie gesagt, ich hab auch keine ahnung, ich gehe einfach mal davon aus dass soetwas ein geben und nehmen sein sollte, ich kenne auch die fälle wo man sich einfach nur aneinander gewöhnt hat und sich nur noch erträgt
Ich glaube aber nicht, dass die Dauer des Single-Seins etwas an den vorstellungen ändert (oder ändern sollte) :)
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Thihi :)
Ich üb seeeeeehr viel mehr english schreiben, seitdem ich mich hier so rumtreibe. Sehr netter Nebeneffekt :)
Stimmt, die Vorstellung sollte sich deswegen nicht zu sehr ändern.
Und japs, Geben und Nehmen ist in Ordnung, unterschreib ich so :)
Und wer fängt damit nu an? :P ;)
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Ich glaube das ist auch die sinnvollste und effektivste Möglichkeit eine sprache zu trainieren ^^
Ich hab keine Ahnung, wenn ich wüsste, wie man wo mit sowas Anfängt, dann hätte ich wohl viele meiner sozialen Probleme nicht xD
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True, sir, true :)
Ah, ja, das ist ein bekanntes Problem :]
Na gut, ich bin dann mal weniger schüchtern zu steam stapf
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What foes that mean? found your better half on steamgifts? ^^
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Hm, nice concept. In the very unlikely event that some interested woman from my country (Denmark) might stumble upon this thread, I encourage you to look through my Steam profile for a quick description and maybe poke me for a chat. I am not going to attempt something funny as I'm dead serious and it might come off the wrong way. Either way, thanks for making the thread concept, though it probably won't change much :P
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I just read: "poke me for a cat". Would have done that. But here is no cat hidden.
As for Denmark... that's kinda next door ;)
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I'm working with red panda. That is a reason enough to date me.
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So I'm Ninglor and I normally life on the Citadel, but some fanatic turned one day up and I signed up for this silly voyage to andromeda. New address: On the Nexus, if I can get a place...
So future love: Our new home needs new ppl. So I'm obviously looking for a guy who doesn't mind spending time in bed. Apart from that I have my (space) cats hanging around and game a lot - me, not the cats. What else could one possible do in a new galaxy?
Why you should pick me? Because I'm a lonely girl in a big universe?
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A damn, For a sec I had hope the cat would be gaming.
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As a settler of Eos, I can tell you that you won't have a hard time finding love. For some unknow reason Andromeda project sent around 70% males on mission which is not ideal if you want to populate a galaxy.
Life on Eos is boring, too much desert and wifi doesn't work well because of the sandstorms. I lived on the Nexus for some time but had to leave after a Krogan threatened to kill me because I won all his money at poker. It's hard to explain to a Krogan he shouldn't play poker because his giant eyes reflects the cards in his hands...
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I guess all the women are still asleep. Or some, since I'm awake :]
One would have thought they might control that during the signup process. But than again a woman can have kids with different guys plus Asari are all women, so maybe they count double of what ever :D
Mhm, I thought about holiday on Eos. The procreation is supposedly starting there already.... ;)
And about the Krogan/poker situation: Yes, you can see the cards (did you ever play with a Salarian, must be even worse!), so you know what you have to do to loose... Not sure if winning is such a good idea ;)
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Sorry but I'm an old-style human. I like monogamy, not willing to shar my woman. Also I don't really like the fact that Asari can have only Asari as childs, i'd like to have a lot of childs both males and females.
Let me know if you'll come to Eos, if you like hot environments and like to have a great suntan it's perfect. Also giant scorpions are delicious here :D
Now I'm sad I played with the krogan, should have guessed something from his name: Hulk Krogan.
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Yeah, that's fine by me ;)
I know, it's like they suck up everything and just turn it into women. Although most of them seem to be pretty at least :]
I like hot..... ;) :]
Scorpion.... would be something new for my taste buds and this whole project is about doing something new, so why not?
Let me guess: He was huge and green? :D
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1.I am master of a demesne containing several estates, the four largest of which are most assuredly towns on the rise. I own profitable ventures in each town including dyemakers so you would never have want of luxurious velvet dresses, hose, and headwear befitting the wife of a king. Oh did I mention that I'm a king?Because I'm a king.
2.My days consist largely of traveling the country with my warband fighting the vassals of rival kings, bandits, heretics, and other ne'er-do-wells whilst protecting my realm and peasantry. Occasionally there is a feast lasting several days and if held in a town there is an attendant tournament. Expect to have the tourney victories dedicated to thee.I have guildsmen and seneschals to oversee day-to-day affairs within my towns, castles, and villages, but I do sometimes like to oversee things myself like constructing mines, wineries, hospitals, and such.
3.I am very patient, attentive, and learned several types of love poems:Comic, mystic, epic, tragic, and allegoric. My beard is gorgeous and I have strong neck muscles, nimble fingers, and a fluent tongue.
This is all tongue-in-cheek, I just thought it'd be amusing to answer based on Mount&Blade:Warband and it was! For me at least.
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Ever since I made her minister, she hasn't had time for her wifely duties!
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Died laughing from the majority of this, creeped out by the remainder Lol
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Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
Location: Centreville it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Heya, how's it going?
I'm a well travelled adventurer looking for company! I've been on campaigns in Sanctuary, Ancaria, Nirn and Faerun.
Now i don't want to boast, but i managed to save all mentioned worlds and/or become a champion of that realm. It sounds intimidating, but i'm pretty easy going and love to chill (as in relax, not the slowdown effect). Being an adventurer with a low charisma score can sometimes be a chore when dealing with others, especially merchants. And when entering towns for the first time. And when trying to use arcane magic. And... you get the idea.
And this is where YOU come in! I'd welcome a similar minded companion! It would be great if you were a multi class or dual class with some useful skills like trap detection, lockpicking and speechcraft. But i wouldn't scoff at an alchemist or healer companion either, i even have access to some of the most alchemical equipment ever made!
I sound like a very demanding person, but a few close calls with Death will do that to you. So here's what i can offer to you in return: i have the most luxurious homes available, fully furnished with the most expensive furniture and stuff. I also have connections with influental persons of all trades so procuring luxury items in general is not a problem. I'm also a great tank and can take punches and dish them out accordingly, so you don't to worry about being swarmed with foes.
You can usually find me in the Burning Man Tavern on weekends. Looking forward to our future meeting! :V
This is so BAD, i can't believe i wrote that. kek
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I wouldn't want to look for a date, 4 more years and I'll be a wizard.
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One becomes a wizard by not dating? That's good to know :]
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Damn. I knew that asking that girl who hates gaming to marry me was a mistake. Had I known that there are actually gamer girls out there, I would have totally persued my luck in this thread right now. Oh well, now I have to carry my cross..
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I know, it's like asking somebody who hates water to take a bath with you... Uh wait, that sounds wrong... o.o
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Dunno,I've found most "gamer girls" to be childish, immature, and vapid. Your mileage may vary, though:)
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Nah. I would not trade her for the world :) I consider myself a lucky and happy man.
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No no you misunderstand me: I am saying that you're probably better off without that type:) I didn't realize your post was serious and that you weren't joking about being married. Glad you are happy:)
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Yeah, that part of the post was serious. 9. 9. 2017 - game over for me 😀
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Well it is pretty bad already. My gaming days are pretty much over ever since we started dating. I have to do it in secret. Like some kind of a vampire :D But still, it is for the better. I used to spend way too much time on my PC. If I hadnt met her those years ago, I doubt I would ever meet anyone :D
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I know what you mean but I might have overexaggerated a bit. However, the amount of gaming I did was rather unhealthy. I tried to do a 180 but I still enjoy some ocassional fun on the PC. I just dont play when she is around but I suppose that she knows that. But it works well for both of us.
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Just to clarify:To me gaming is just another hobby, and tend to have little contact with people who just identify themselves as "gamer ___" regardless of gender. That said, I can understand the tendency to spend too much time gaming, so I hope you have found a balance now:)
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Playing as a secrety vampire sounds fun. And tbh I do envy you for having such a wonderful reason not to play that much. Just hope you don't miss gaming too much ;)
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Dear knight in shining armour,
I know, you love your horses verymuch (or your car... I'm not sure if I got this horsepower thingy right) and I appreciate that you take care of them so well, but... could you hurry? Please?
You know, it's a bit boring in my tower, although I've got lots of games, but lately, the dragon is giving me these creepy looks and I'm not so much into scales... or fire breath.
So maybe, you could tell your beloved horses to hurry a tad more and rescue me? Or at least send me your weapon -sword, bow, book to summon a deamon, I don't care- 'cause you have NO idea how hard it is to fight a dragon with nothing more than a hairbrush. I mean, there was a wizard and he taught me how to cast fireballs, but that's not exactly the most usefull spell against a dragon. I guess, when Mr. moody lizard ripped off his head, the wizard realized that as well...
Anyway, thank you in advance for saving me and all that. I really appreciate it.
xoxo your damsel in distress ❤
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Beware of the plot twist.......
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Oh well ö.ö he dropped his sword, the dragon is distracted... Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I can leave the tower now :D
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That reminds me of titty time 2. Subservient dragons are more fun than bratty princesses.
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:D Such a catchy song!
and the Shrek movies are great
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I could just bring a donkey and distract the dragon. That is, if you don't mind a female knight of course.... :]
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Not at all :3
We could have a wonderful future together, so please safe me, my awesome, female knight ❤
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Aw, I'm in love. Wait a sec, I'll just saddle my horse (and catch the donkey) and then I'm right on my way!
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Yay! I'll be waiting patiently and make sure, that the none of the guards will be in your way and your horse (and the donkey, just in case he survives his encounter with the dragon) will have plenty to eat :3
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Guards? You never mentioned guards before.... O.O
Food is nice though. After a big adventure it's always nice to have some food.
Just spied out the tower and noticed, we're from the same country ;) :)
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Oh, don't worry about the guards, they are nice, friendly, slightly annoyed because they hadn't any free days in years... They are rather happy that all this waiting will be over soon :3
Aye, and the kitchen here is amazing ^.^ I don't know the chef in person, but he's doing a great job. Maybe they will turn the tower in a hotel, once it's empty O.o
You're right O_O What a nice coincidence ^^
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So in fact I would "rescue" a lot more ppl. This is getting is massive quest! I bet I'm getting lots and lots exp for it! bounce
And in the end I might even rescue the dragon from being single and lonely (I'm still talking about the fire dragon, we'll find a better partner for the icedragon down below :) ).
So, that's it. Your getting a friends request. Since I like friends. And I'm your female knight from your country, I think that counts :)
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And here as well, almost forgot to answer :3
but before I do, thank you for the friend request ^.^
Aye, you might even get a speciat title or... a rare piece or armour, maybe a legendary weapon? ö.ö Saving a dragon should definitely reward you with something extraordinary ^.^
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Danke schön :*
Ah, title should be enough, since I don't really have to fight, taking the peaceful way, right? ;) :D
I'm getting a lovely cat-princess, that's a super extraordinary reward :]
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the dragon is giving me these creepy looks and I'm not so much into scales... or fire breath.
Well fuck you too. ;_;
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I didn't mean to upset you, Mr. Dragon q.q
Please forgive me, it's just, that you are a bit intimidating, because of your size and... and the fire x.x
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Actually, I'm not very fond of fire myself, being of ice and all...
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Oh, ice is fine :3
Actually, I like ice ö.ö it's refreshing and gives you the perfect excuse to curl up on the couch, read a book and enjoy some hot cocoa ^.^
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Aw, that's the nicest compliment I've ever received... ;_;
...Wait, that was a compliment, was it?
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I guess ö.ö at least I meant it as a compliment ^^
I prefer winter although I get cold easily, I love cold drinks non alcoholic stuff, I don't like alcohol x.x, ice cream is awesome, blue is a beautiful colour, and, just as I mentioned before, whenever it's cold outside, it's just perfect to cuddle up on the couch with a hot beverage, preferably something sweet ^.^
So an ice dragon seems like a pretty nice companion :3
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I prefer the cold weather as well as cold beverages. I guess I live in the right country. :P
Ice dragons can't cuddle where it's too warm, so unfortunately I'm secluded to my cold, dark cave. But hey, it's not that bad, I play with my treasure pile all day. YOU HEAR ME DRAGON SLAYERS? I'M PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH MYSELF IN MY GOLD PILE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
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Oh, I just stalked you a tiny bit ^^ and you live in a very nice county indeed :3 Was there once and it was great!
^^ Be carefull not to get consumed by your treasure, it would be such a shame if you end up like Smaug ._. He was a meanie. And just imagine how much fun it could be to befriend the dragon slayers ö.ö You could tell each other stories and whenever one of the not so nice knights approaches you, they would defend you and in the end, maybe, they even find you a nice Lady-Dragon ^.^
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Well, most dragon slayers are knights. I'd assume you would have a better time befriending them them I would, since you're looking for a knight in shiny armor and all. If you do meet one who won't try to kill me in my sleep, come visit me sometimes. We'll have huh... ice cream... or something. Oh fuck it. Fine, I don't have anything to eat here. Grocery stores aren't built to accommodate dragons. Discrimination!
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Almost forgot to answer x.x sorry...
Well, I guess the female knight here is really nice, so why don't we all meet in your home and we bring the ice cream :3 We could all have fun together, no one tries to kill you and you don't have to worry about grocery stores or anything :3
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Sweet! I'll just huh... tidy up the place a bit.
...Now where did I put the treasures shovel?
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I might be able to get a... unicorn ice-cream statue? I'm not so much into dragon slaying (yeah, I sucked at Skyrim), I'm just a female knight. No dragon slaying! I could even leave the armor (I guess I would freeze in it anyway) and my weapons outside :)
I just hope you don't get to excited over an ice-cream stature and... spit ice? Do you spit ice?
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A unicorn ice cream statue? By the dragons, you are quite resourceful. :O
And yes, I unfortunately have the ability to freeze my opponents solid with my ice breath. But hey, you'd have to anger me a lot to actually make me do it. And I just can't bring myself to hurt someone who gives me ice crea-
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...Crap, I just disclosed my deepest secret. The only way to steal my treasures... is to give me ice cream. D:
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Ah, no worries, I'm not after that. Got my princess, that's enough. Unless she needs new shoes and dresses and... Princesses need that, right? Dang -.-
Well, but no. I'm no ninja looter either, so the Ice Cream is no trap :)
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Dragons are very loyal creatures, though. Befriend one, and soon you'll swim in treasures to fund your princess' expenses!
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Well, that's a nice bonus to having a dragon friend then :)
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It's a win-win situation, guaranteed! Or money back!*
*Restrictions may apply. See your local dragon dealership for details.
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Money? For the unicorn Ice Cream statue? Oh, it's getting better and better :D
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Hey, girls!
My name is John. My childhood was pretty uneventful, besides my father detracting me from my choice of career all the time. But I enlisted anyway. I'm posted at the UAC space station base. It's pretty quiet in here, although I do have some suspicions that it might change but my commanding officer doesn't listen to my warnings, that's why I'd like a girl that can listen to what I say.
As a wife of a space marine you will get cool insurance and if disaster struck and demons killed me you would get some widow pension.
Uhhh so that's that. I'm going to bed now since my head hurts from all the lights in here blinking and sparking out of the air...
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Well on my way to being claimed by someone thanks to SG :)
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Error... this thread has too many stalkers lurking.... please close it immediately
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Hi GIRLS !
I live in paladin.Paladin is a CIA aircraft and my real name is sam fisher.I am a spy.
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Me : loveable , energetic , kind,
likes long walks on the beach and romantic cruises
You: ANY PERSON (EDIT: OPTIONAL)
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HELLO FELLOW HUMAN! I'LL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE TO ACT AS BOTH RECEPTOR AND TRANSMITTER OF LOVE AND AFFECTION! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME 24/7! UNLESS SOMEONE UNPLUGS ME...
WITH DEAR LOVE, YOUR FELLOW HUMAN! BEEP BOOP
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would be the first time i've fallen for a robot...
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I created a thread some time ago lying you about a new dating site for gamers. Of course it was a troll thread but some comments made me laugh a lot and made me think that a lot of people would enjoy something like that.
Now I had this (sick) idea of creating a thread to make you smile.
All the singles of SG will have to introduce themselves to their future love in this thread BUT they'll have to do it in a funny way! Rules are simple:
-think of a videogame and describe where you live there (ex. Hi I'm Steve and I have a castle near Whiterun)
-tell your future love about your job, your hobbies and describe maybe a common day of yours
-tell your future love why s/he should pick you as a lover
Just think of something funny! And who knows, someone on the other side of the earth (who you'll probably never meet) might find you funny and get in contact with you! Try your luck now!
Of course there's a Gib for you folks. Think about contributing to this thread, because gifts are always welcome and might impress your love!
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/LdIBZ/
P.S. non-single people can do it for fun ;)
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