Hey guys! So I got something for ya today but you gotta hurry because it's only a few days till Christmas Day!

I was following a gamedev tutorial for 3D godot when I decided "Hey! I can use this for steamgifts if I do this and that to make it barely presentable!" I however didn't think about a lot of stuff and in hindsight I should have probably remade it in 2D and make it longer and stuff. But time waits for no Man!! Running out of time and if I wait to fix and improve stuff any longer, Christmas will be long past! I've been super duper busy at home ALONG with trying to figure out how stuff works for trains, sgtools, jigidi's, and the godot engine. Please excuse any mishaps or errors, I tried! honest! Also I don't know what I'm doing but let's hope for the best

anyways, all you guys gotta do is download a super sketchy file by super sketchy me in this post below, extract it, and then double click to infect play! Also, please don't download stuff from people you don't know, I'm not talking about me of course because you guys can totally trust me. The file however is for windows PC and requires normal 3d game stuff.

Download Section for Windows: Dropbox | MediaFire under 23MB

Linux users:
I was not able to get the game to work on one of my Linux builds and ran poorly on another. I'm pretty certain though it's the old hardware in em that's the issue. If you absolutely want to try em though... you can try them below. Just let me know if they work or not.
Download Section for Linux: Dropbox | MediaFire under 29MB

WARNING:
Thanks to Lilyhia for finding something I overlooked. If you use the arrow keys don't click on the volume slider as it'll start controlling both. My mistake
Update: I've found and fixed the problem on my end, but probably not worth re-uploading just for that.

Also, just in case you can't make it past the super duper easy short game because of a lack of skill, or for technical reasons... I'll be posting flash Jigidi's below! Jigidi stuff is unrelated to what's behind the game download! Check back often. All games end on [24] > [Midnight] < [25] CST except the jigidi's ...and Finally Happy Holidays!

Flash Jigidi's!

Game on Steam Jigidi Link End Time Restrictions Status
Crime Boss: Rockay City Jigidi 120 [21] > [Midnight] < [22] CST Restrictions Expired
Lacuna Jigidi 120 [21] > [Midnight] < [22] CST None Expired
Tinytopia Jigidi 120 [22] > 2:00PM < [22] CST None Active
??? Pending Pending Pending Pending

Presenting the first ever GRANDYGAMES Official Strategy Guide!
If you're struggling, here are some helpful tips to get you by. Levels as gifs below in order, click one and hover over appropriate spoiler

Level 1 This one is pretty straight forward, nothing moves. If you are finding it hard it's best to fly toward the top corner to adjust before coming back down.
Level 2 I found it best to go quickly and then immediately let go of the thrusters, only using it to adjust as you fall back down. Beware the tall block's corner
Level 3 Patience is key, it's much simpler to wait as it goes down. I cut it too close on this one and accidentally made myself look like a pro. If you time it right, you'll get plenty of time and space in the top right corner to escape the block as it goes back up. Then work yourself down.
Level 4 You can easily shoot straight up on this one but I found it difficult to time it right. I had more success just getting close, without losing too much momentum and then go for it. Tilt the rocket if need be to avoid the blade as you go up.
Level 5 Give yourself some time to accelerate past the middle section and try for a diagonal movement towards the top right. I messed up here and had to pull back down to avoid the corner, which in turn made me swerve. if you just try to get past it you'll have a hard time stopping before the wall. The final hurdle is the thin sheets near the goal which I admit is a little hard to see.

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1 day ago*

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Bump

1 day ago
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Wow that's brutal. I've been playing jupiter lander and moon lander and clones in the 80ies, but I'll have to take the jigidi path here.

1 day ago
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I thought it was pretty easy, but I'll keep an eye on it. Thanks for the feedback

1 day ago
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I made it, yes it needs some practicing and then it's ok. I thought it's either the game or the jigidis, so I found it difficult in comparison to a jigidi. But they don't lead to the same giveaweays so that comparison is moot. :)
BTW great idea what you put as the rocket passenger 😂

1 day ago
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No time to try it out now, but have a bump.

23 hours ago
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love the passenger, thanks for the fun!

22 hours ago
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BUMP!
I can only pass first stage🤣 too hard for me

21 hours ago
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Bump, took about 15 mins I guess, mostly on the last part.

19 hours ago
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Did not try it yet but have a bump!

18 hours ago
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Oh boy! Waiting for Godot to update can feel like an eternity!

Keep at it and the harvest will be worth it.

Thanks for the GAs and merry Christmas!

18 hours ago
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Thanks! Do you also happen to dabble in the fine art of Godoterie? Also I relaxed a certain restriction "eye wink" might want to check again

16 hours ago
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I tried your game, beat the first level after several minutes, the second seems impoosible to do... aaaaaand I lack the patience to try it.
So grateful for the jigidi route
Happy holidays to you!

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The second is like the 2nd easiest stage (with single horizontal moving block) :P You just gotta go quickly and immediately let go of the boost after passing over. It is also only 5 stages in total, though people seem to have difficulty with the 5th

The jigidi's are for different games btw and not an alternate route

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Oh my, if this is the easiest stage, then I'll definitely pass.
Thanks for your efforts nonetheless!

16 hours ago
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Fun minigame! Thankfully I have experience with similar games. Thanks for the game and the giveaways, Happy Holidays!

One issue though, alternatively you can control the ship with the arrow keys, but if you touch the music volume control you will then control both the ship and the volume simultaneously

15 hours ago
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Oh! you're right! I purposefully left the arrow keys as options but I didn't think it would affect the slider. Since I mainly use WASD keys it never popped up for me. Thanks for letting me know

14 hours ago
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I'll hopefully have some time for the minigame later... But have a bump for now! :)

15 hours ago
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I suppose you can't play on macOS?

13 hours ago
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Unfortunately exporting to macOS seems to be a lot more involved, especially if exporting from windows > mac. I'm still in the learning process so probably not. I'm looking into an alternative but can't make any promises.

12 hours ago
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Fair point! Other than that, a WASM build that might work in-browser could be nice, but that might be even more complex 🙈

10 hours ago
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Happy holidays grandrey!

A bit hard for me I'm afraid! One thing you could easily adjust, is to make the respawn time shorter.
And, if possible, save progress when you quit the game/beat a level. :)

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The delay is only there to allow the "death animation" time to play. I also thought about the saves but since it was super short I thought they were unnecessary. I didn't anticipate people struggling to advance and giving up so quickly. I will be posting some tips in a bit and if that doesn't help I'll try to make it easier. Thanks for the feedback

8 hours ago
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The difficulty is a tab spicy for me

8 hours ago
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Saw and tried level 5 for a bit. To frustrating for me, especially with keyboard controls.

6 hours ago
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Sorry about that, I just posted some tips, maybe it'll help.

6 hours ago
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Bump for solved! Thanks for the fun game and Happy Holidays! :)

5 hours ago
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Bump for the game!
Finally finish with the guide.

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