Damn, I've been internetting completely wrong. I have always admitted to being the lowest form of gamer, the gay male. Never lied about my age either. So wait, I could have got free stuff by pretending to be a female? Don't guys verify the shit out of the fakers before giving away stuff? I'd want timestamped pics of the, um, thingy before I gave away anything, let alone credit card details. And I'd be on the lookout for traps as well!
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One might assume you are talking about buying pictures of genitalia.
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I am truly the lowest form of gamer.
As a child, I may or may not have once had a vagina, but after an exotic flesh-eating bacterium began to consume my skin, my pediatrician plugged it up with flesh-colored Silly Putty. My body subsequently integrated the delightful children's toy into its own physiology and I now urinate out of my pores, and intimacy is little more than a fantasy to me.
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When does gender come into it at all? Granted I've only been here a few months, only have a handful of giveaways and a won a handful of times... but no one emails me or messages me on Steam saying "I'M A GIRL!" and I certainly don't ask. Because, you know, I don't care.
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Firstly, let me come clean. I'm actually a girl and I pretend to be a man so that I don't get hit on every 2 seconds. I don't know why any man would pretend to a woman on the internet just to get free games. The amount of shit you have to put up with far out-weighs the good.
sigh let the offers of "free games if you show us your tits" messages commence...I'll just create a new handle and avatar.
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Oh go on then; I could do with a couple of copies of Fortrix.
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You owe me 10 copies of Bioshock Infinite. 100 if you want to back-date it to when I made the offer. Keys are fine.
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I...I thought you were ADAM OF GREYSKULL! D=
My heart..you broke it..then crushed it..you don't have blonde bobbed hair!
I could have accepted it if you did not wear part of a fur-kini and fur on your calves, but the the deception about your hairdo?! How could you!
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Well, i play MMORPGs and the golden rule is that everybody is a guy D:
Personally i find very sad that men fake being women only for free games or attention, that seems wrong in so many levels... because the next thing they will do is to dress like women for the pictures... and then put some make up... and them... omg no, no more thinking brain plz D:
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Your "thinking" brain is way off. Exploiting human nature has nothing to do with cross-dressing.
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i used to think like you , but then BOOFF (nah i didnt took an arrow in the knee) , i fall in love with a pretty PRETTY girl <3 , we used to play PERFECT WORLD , while we were chatting via skype , i went to her home , and well i cant tell you what happened later , but you know , not everything are polygons , in mmorpg sad but true too .
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I have played a lot of online mmorpg's and met handful of guys who pretended to be girls and they kept bragging to me how they keep getting free items just because people think they are girls. But i also have seen some girls pretending to be guys, that lasted for 4 months until she didnt get what she want and asked for the item in exchange for a picture of herself.. she did get the item lol
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I played WoW for like a month, basically what I would do is create a fugly man character and pick one person a day to follow around stripping and dancing. I found it more effective. I never left the second major town place you go to, that seemed like more fun then the actual game. This was on a private server and I was quite the bored rascal at this point in time in my life.
TL;DR: Never play MMOs.
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I agree with you 100%, some people get mad though....acting like they don't like it and such.
TL;DR: People be tripping.
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Haha on the EU side it was Agent Dawn that had the best/worst brothel in Goldshire!
I used to be on that server then switched to sporeggar then that became a terrible server and I moved to Moonglade. Stopped playing after the Blizzcon where they announced the Lolpandaz expansion. I'M FREE!
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actually i havent played for a month atleast, once a year i take a break because the game itself becomes annoying =/ and i switch to a different mmo for a bit. last time i took a break from wow i went to WOI for 9 months lol and then i switched back to wow ..sigh
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You're what I call a challenge, I would totally gets some free stuffs after my character performs a 20+ hour naked dance session.
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I have a confession to make. My avatar is actually not a picture of my thumb and Uranus.
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...I always that your picture was Boo ghost from Mario with his head tilted....
You are nothing to me now! ;_;
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In certain games I play a chick, Why? Because if I'm going to stare at my character for hours I want to stare at something I -like-. I tell people straight up I'm a dude.
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Guys pretend to be girls in real life by wearing lingerie.
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Because i can. Even if it's only some poorly rendered 2d pic of a game character it'll do. Nobody will suspect such thing, rite? And in the end gender doesn't matter as long as you're a legit human and not a random space chimp
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Funny thing is I don't "pretend" to be a girl online but yet people think I'm a girl because of my nick name.
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Heh, tell me about it. Although I really love to play around with people who start to hit on me because of that. Then, in a "platonic love" fashion, I reveal my manhood to them and the result is never short of satisfying.
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I pretended to be a girl on some (now defunct) forum when I was 12 or 13. Certainly not to get anything (I didn't, and the thought never crossed my mind) or because I didn't feel comfortable with my assigned gender (never really put much weight on gender). I can't remember exactly how it went down but I believe someone thought I was a girl and I just went along with it since the whole anonymousity-thing and having people guess and form an (incorrect) picture of me was fun.
The Internet really is quite an interesting way to examine people's preconceptions and idéas of gender. I haven't done anything like it since (I tend to be incredibly honest on the Internet) but it would be interesting to.
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I do the reverse occasionally, and for pretty much the same reasons (and caused by the same sort of thing too). Let someone accidentally refer to me as a guy, and just go along with it to see how the conversation differs, how differently people behave around me thinking I'm a guy, and how people form an image of me just based off behavior alone. It's strangely interesting.
...Or more like I'm just strange.
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Do they actually think they'll get free stuff just for "being a girl"? If so, I feel even worse off for the guys who are giving these other guys gifts.
Personally, I think they're just stuck in the closet and pretend to be a girl so it's easier to flirt with other guys..
EDIT: Judging by the consensus, we have a bunch of lonely guys who could care less whether the "girl" they're talking to is actually more of a man than themselves.
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