So, one fine day, the world is going to see its last humans, and may even end itself too. How do you think it'll happen?

EDIT: We are talking about the end of humanity here, not the end of the Earth. It could be that we spead our nets wide and outlast the end of the planet. Or, we just kill our ourselves tomorrow. Editing to preserve the rigorous and highly scientific nature of this forum poll.

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How will humans' time on Earth end?

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Nuclear War (~2017-????)
Environmental Unsustainability (~2000-2100)
Disease Spreads Uncontrollably (Any time is good)
Solar Expansion (~4 billion years from now)
Asteroid Bombardment (Any time is good)
Entropy Finally Corners Us (~100 trillion years from now)
Whatever My Religious Book Says (Date recalibrated to save face every few years)
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs (~Eons)
Potatoes Evolve Opposable Dolphins (~Megaeons)
I Wake Up (~Whoa)
Other (Paved over to build a new bypass, voluntary extinction, someone unplugs it, etc.)

For me the world will end when I'll die!
thanks for the GA btw;)

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Jotaro Kujo will ora ora the fuck out of him.

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I thought he might be from that one show, and it turns out he was from that one show. Never seen that show.

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It has a nice poker face fight in that specific part (3, Stardust Crusaders)

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It was all a dream!

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Aliens.

No, on a more plausible ending. I'd probably say a another Ice Age, why? Don't know, seems possible, I'd still prefer Aliens. Get a bunch of pew pew pew AAAAAH NOOOO BOOM grrraplsllsss.....
Nuclear War is also a good guess, however all possible humanity ending scenarios also has a great chance of humans surviving, after all we do that well. So in the end I suppose it's not really a humanity ending event. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Nuclear war will be our end!
because nuclear war never good for business...

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The only thing we know for sure is going to happen, 100% sure: We will be destroyed by the sun.

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I voted Other, and can be described with one word: Trump

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The Quantum Zeno effect if you are ready for a mindfuck.

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Judging from our acute lack of responsibility with regards to the environment, I'm pretty sure we'll end up with a much harsher environment at some point in the not-too-distant future which will result in the death of many millions. Though it probably won't drive us to extinction, humans are highly adaptable and once the world population plummets, the damage we're causing to the environment will slowly go down so I'd say a small population of humans will survive, probably by moving somewhere not too affected by the climate change

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Nuclear war could indeed be a thing, but it won't be the end. Some will survive (check Fallout ;) )
I'll also probably be dead by 2100, and thanks to that i won't see North&South Pole deteriorate to the point of non-existence.
Therefore i'm going with Disease Spreads Uncontrollably.
And i'm not talking about Ebola virus or something so deadly, but something more like Children of Men
stuff, it'd be equally devastating with a slow and painful death for humanity. That'd be cool I guess.

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