I was in a really weird party...

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not a place for such topic bro.

She did what to your eyes?

This is how you get pink eye.

hey

I went to a party last night.
What sick things I saw.
Makeout sessions and bicycle messengers,
Punks and art school dropouts.
I ran into this guy I knew
But hadn't seen in years.
We went into the neon kitchen and stole a couple beers.
He said his girl had dumped him
But was there with another guy.
He said that he still liked her.
All I could say was,
"Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why is it always like this?
Either you're too mean, or you're too nice."
He said, "I even cooked her breakfast."
So we went into the living room.
Someone was blasting Zeppelin.
It sounded good.
I felt ashamed.
I knew every drum fill.
Anyway, there she sat,
Totally kissing this guy.
They looked good, I mean like in love.
Then I remembered my friend.
He said, "How could you do this?
You said that you needed your space.
He's wearing the shirt that I gave you."
Then she said, "Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why are you always like this?
If I'm having fun then it's breaking your heart.
Besides, you said I could have it."
Then the cops showed up.

I wish I was cool enough to be invited to parties.

OP, have You been smoking pot, son?

Went to a club/bar in 9th grade with a friend. Bad music, place was full of smoke (I didn't smoke back then) and I was sitting in front of an air conditioner that blew all the smoke in my face.

Apparently it was some guys birthday and some chick took her top off while dancing with said dude, or at least I assume it was him. Literally the whole place gravitated to that one pair of mammaries and I had to sit on a chair to actually see said pair. I imagine that's how cavemen felt when they first discovered fire.

Left early and left my friend behind, he was busy trying to hit on some girl, and I was more like a pair of cement shoes than a wingman so I figured I'd make my exit.

Felt slightly dirty after that, not because I'd been inadvertently flashed but by the ape-like behavior of my fellow man.

totally, I was in this whackass party the other day. the rogue was claiming he could tank because he was evasion specced. The huntard kept rolling on all my epics. it was totally crazy.

i thought it was party, then i found out it was a kkk meeting

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I'm not invited to parties..

Errr, birthday parties in elementary school count?

I once went to this party of some 'friend of a friend', who was really into bodybuilding and drinking disgusting shakes. All his guests appeared to be like that too, it was a room full of people like the main characters from the Pain & Gain movie (hint: don't waste your time on it). The vibe was extremely gay. All conversations I tried to have quickly went in direction of my physique or which workout he had done that day. Dumbest people I've met in my life, no sense of humor either... I ended up leaving within an hour, as I feared there would be a male stripper at some point.

I went to a party once. We drank 7-up and stuff. When someone pulled out the Pepsi it was too much for me and I left.

conjunctivitis or eye herpes, makes you think.

Pics or didn't happen :-D

I was in a really weird thread...

Last party I went to was good till a minor fight broke out. One guy actually attempted to hit my girlfriend ( at the time ) who was trying to calm everyone down. I blocked the punch and hit him in the throat. Not long after that the cops where called so everyone split lol.

This was several years ago though. ( 8 or so years? I think its been. either 7 or 8.. fairly sure it was 8 years ago. )

EDIT
Thinking about it now. It was one of the very few parties I ever went to. When I was still in middle school I went to two birthday parties and a Halloween party.. other than that and the party I mentioned above.. nothing else. Does not help that as I got older I had a harder and harder time being around people, especially groups of people.

You people live such strange lives, with such strange people.

My parties simply consist of us all coming over and playing games over the LAN while eating delicious food.

I don't go to parties at all =D

you've probably drunk something that had acid drops in it ahahahah

when they start pulling out the soda you know the party has gone too far

A couple years ago I was at this party and went outside to meet a pizza delivery guy (needed some munchies stat). As I walked out the front door, I noticed a group of people in the front yard surrounding a kiddie pool. Upon closer inspection, the pool was full of cold noodles and there were two naked people wrestling in it. One of my favorite party stories :D