So, i got an invite from Yeliena to add me, even though i found it suspicious that she was still level 0 and had a private profile, even after i accepted her friend request.

So we start talking and she tells me how much she wants to switch to her old avatar, because my avatar made her want to stick her old fangs in it. Not gonna lie, i got enthusiastic about that prospect.

We talked about many things, and then came the lies... :/

  • True, i lied first.
    I told her that even though i had no elbows i was getting invited by SG to take over cg's place as admin.
    That they first asked me to be a support member, but i said Admin or GTFO and they caved. That i told them who was boss.
    Yes, i lied, it was wrong and i know it. Fact is... i have elbows too. The rest was obviously true, couldn't possibly lie about that and get away with it.

  • Her lie was over the top though. I was too blinded to remember all the specifics, but i remember before getting hacked she said something about an italian rat plumber who did movies for adults and... nude pics of her fangs. All i had to do is click this virus-link.

I hope you don't fall for it like i did.

And most importantly, i would bookmark this thread, because 1-2 weeks from now, steam support promised me an important answer to help me and you never know how much it could help you!

Please help, i know it's against the rules to beg (calling out too), but i am the one who's right here...
I could be right there, you know?

EDIT:

Thanks for all the help guys, steam support already solved my issue. No point in visiting that click, other than the sheer fun of letting the virus infect you.

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No, you're screwed.
Dude, stop clicking links.
I clicked your link too, you bastard. It gave me cancer.
Why do people like you even board the internet? Get off on the next stop.
Yeliena should be permabanned and her fangs should be elbowed to non-existance.

dam, Yeliena got you too :/ Dont be too hard on yourself, shes good, really really good. Speaking of which i just got a SECRET OF THE MAGIC COLORING BOOK so now im going to paint a pony.

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Make it an amazing pony, cuz ponies > horses and you win the internet.

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fair enough :P

Edit: ponies !

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There is nothing wrong, i think you misread it. ;)
And please no hinterino, this trojan scam is already easy as it is.

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yeah i tried to give away as little as possible, while still making some sense, or else it would look like im losing it. gonna delete it now sry :)

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Dat last question doe

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I know right? I don't get why it only has 2 votes, especillay considering one is mine. :(

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Damn, she hacked me too She told me that was a link to photos of her banana. :(

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Well, i saw a banana post a video of a llama drooling over a bear in a bra. But it was real, no scams.

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At least she's an honest perv. O.o
I can at least relate to that...

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:(

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Why so serious?

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Disclaimer: She will not care

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I know, she cold. :(
Seriously though, you and her and changed avatars... and i liked the previous ones more in both cases... :(
Your previous avatar was manlier, for instance... now i don't for the life of me know why, but that new one makes me think of the Queen of England... you know, if she were a bear (and yes, i'm on my meds)... :P

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I changed? From which avatar? o:

Nope, she is a bear

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Yes, you changed... O.o

You were a REAL bear!

That's just... i can't even... :/

P.S.: Somehow i knew it, that Queen never fooled me.

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I just kinda miss our work outs

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it was:

I just kinda miss you.

It was cheesy, so I changed it.

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Nah, I'm not a bitter person, at least I don't think I am.

I can be, as you know, in certain situations, when i'm in the right to be

Like you said, we should let it go.

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Me aproves that version of the song. ;)
The voice is stil not butch enough for #exposed tho (imo). :(

P.S.: You bitter cuz still no clown babies? Keep trying, you'll get there eventually... :(

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There is clown babies
That's why Yeliena betrayed me too, she thought Clown was a boy and that we were gay, but Clown is a girl, so her yaoi fetish didn't came true ;_;

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Clown is a girl? O.o
So Clown is not The Hunter?

Hmmm, the plot thickens...

And not sure about Yeliena's fetishes anymore, she's either bipolar or she lies a lot about them. :(

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Yes.
/thread

She has a lot weird fetishes

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Ok, but wait, who is The Hunter then?
C'mon, don't leave me hanging on this one... i hate unfinished endings... if i wanted that, i'd go and re-watch Twin Peaks... :(

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No one.

plotwist

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She didn't hack me, I'm sad :c

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You wanted to see them fangs too, huh?

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of course!

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+1~!

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Please delete your comment, that blatant hinterino... :/

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My thoughts exactly!

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I dont accept lvl 0 private profiles anymore :p

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so , did you at least get anything besides the virus?

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No, not even crabs. :(
Sad really.

Was promised other seafood though, to make up for it, but probably a lie too... :(

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Stuck on the last question and I'm rapidly losing motivation :/

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Same here :)

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It can't honestly be that hard. Seriously, no joke.

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It really is. Bare in mind that I know little to nothing about this game series

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If you're stuck on the last question, then i think you misread it. ;)
Also, one could argue you don't even require to know anything. If only there was something on the web to help you find answers for things you're looking for... :P

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I've tried typing all sorts in to Google, but I'm faced with no answers. I've also read over the question and hint multiple times :(

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Bump for Yeliena!

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I wish I could help. By the way, a friend of mine wanted to trade with you for some items you do not have, belonging to a game that you do not play. Because he could not add you, here is a screenshot of his offer: randompage.fakesite.ru/somegarbage/virulent.scr.

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I couldn't help myself so I clicked. I think I'm also infected. :(

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Blame Patient 0, i say burn the witch!

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Screw the account, FANGS or GTFO! :(
(I'm desperate at this point, yes... you can't promise a guy such things and then not deliver - NOT COOL).

P.S. I'm level 0 because I'm humble, you hypocrite.

HAHAHAHAHA. Wait, wut? O.o

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No, i get that, you are talking to someone with a fight club avatar. Possessions? Please.
But humble made me laugh. :P

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No, i don't think you're humble!
I know it, pff.

And not envious at all, i just enjoy a good laugh. :P

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Whitelisted for blacklisting.

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I, for the love of god, cannot get the last one. I have absolutely no idea, and I've googled every single game that has the words :The Beginning in it and none of them were correct. Not sure where to go :/

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why use google though?

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Because I have no idea what else it could be - I've guessed all possible ones. Oh well :/

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I think you missed his point, google is not your only friend. :P

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;)
Was trying to not be too explicit, didn't want to get into trouble! :o

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Yeah no, I know
But why google? (think about what you're looking for)

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Well it's not April or Spring lol. Am I missing something else that is beginning, or is it actually a game like I thought it was>?

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90 solvers with only a few hours passed, so i'm sorry, but can't give you anymore hints. ;)
I'd suggest trying again later, sometimes you just need to take a breather in puzzles and come back later. ;)

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I'm a little scared at how quickly i clicked the virus-link

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I hope your body pc is ready. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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bumpity bump ftw

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you should really stop clicking on those links, yeh?

if you don't, people won't stop saying things like 'thanks!' and 'bump!'

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Bump for still not solved :( Thanks for the hint though :)

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:(
Have you considered other places where you can search for what it is you're looking for, other than the most likely place you are searching in?
Think about it and remember where we are. ;)

Can't hint more than this. :)

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Bump for solved.... finally :p. Thanks it was a fun puzzle.

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Love the game. First puzzle i'm doing in a while. thanks!

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You're welcome. :)

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can't solve your non train that doesn't exist.

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Damn. Why you clicked that link? Hope steam support gonna help you.

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Bumpity bump-bump !

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I clicked it too:/ Plz halp meh! Will i die or lose hairs?

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Probably both, and then some.

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But i was so young and innocent when i did it!!one11!:(

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Bump for retrieval!
Also for sovling :3

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What a treacherous b-.... I mean... Yeli no hack me pls.

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