So, I've been talking with my lawyer, well, not really my lawyer, more of an adviser. Well, not so much an adviser, but a Steam friend.

Anyhoo: I have decided I will no longer be pursuing my group (Llama Freebies). I have closed my website, closed my group and closed my mind at the thought of taking it any further. I simply don't have the time. Fo' real.

This is bad for anyone sadistic enough to follow my group and listen to my rants, but this is good for other groups. Here is what I decided to do:

I want to float from group to group making it rain on you bitches with all of my normal weekly giveaways, plus the money I save by closing my $200 hosting plan...and domain. Now, I know I'm not Bill fucking Gates, and I don't want to come off as presumptuous in thinking that anyone here with a group would want me as a member, but I will cease all weekend forum giveaways and give everything to the group. I am thinking I will probably be a member of a group for 1 - 3 months. Haven't figured that part out yet. Do I sound like a douche yet?

So, here is what I am doing: The total fucking opposite of what usually happens: I am interviewing groups. If you would like me to come to your group, give a few hundred bucks a week without taking a dime, post your group here along with why I should join.

If I'm coming off as a complete asshole (maybe, I'm drunk) Then post here why you think I'm an asshole. Might just win a game.

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I forgot about the GA: Besiege, I'm giving to a random person in this thread.

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Llama, you are one special kind of dude.

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Seriouslly? Besiege is an awesome game, good luck for the winner of the game.

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Besiege? thats awesome! you are a very kind llama but you deserve a hat

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I call your bluff on that. That's just what an asshole would do.

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Stop drinking, llama.

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I'm considering it.

10 years ago
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No, don't. drink more and become the oddestllama

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That Is very Kind of you, I like Lamas , they have soft fleece that is fun to spin and knit with as well.

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You know what might be fun, making a giveaway and then giving the link to one random person from the thread and they can choose if they want to keep it to themselves or share it with the world. Then you wouldn't be the only asshole here, and you can feel better about yourself :D

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Ok, You've got about 12 hours to add me for the link, then decide what to do with it.

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If you aren't joking, you should know that i'll probably keep it for myself if i don't get pressured by the community into posting it here

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Pressure? Us??? Would we do something like that? )

On a more serious note, I hope this means Llama 's stress level goes down a bit.

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Lol... i'll save you from being an asshole Pandryl :D

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Let this guide you towards the right path :D

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thank you

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Besiege, eh? So you're just trying to goad people into constructing more sex-making siege machines. Come to think of it, the world can never have too many of those. Good choice.

Might I suggest a casting couch for your group interviews though? It makes everything more professional.

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Id love 200$ , just saying.

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Cheers. :D

10 years ago
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Alright, random it is.

10 years ago
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You are an "odd llama" indeed

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All I see online anymore is talk of Besiege, I will check it out sooner or later!

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Well, that's awesome. Hope I win. ^.^

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+1
:D

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one here

10 years ago
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one more here

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Good llama! (y)

10 years ago
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yay

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I always dreamed of building house on chicken legs with mechanised penises shooting fire instead of windows, maybe i can realise my dreams with Besiege.

... don't judge my dreams.

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Now it's time to sit and watch how the group owners fight each other for the llama sympathy.
It will look like the roman circus, and you are the emprah deciding their fate.

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Not really what I wanted, and it makes me look like an asshole, but there really isn't another way to put it. :(

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Don't worry we, the public(a.k.a. the other assholes), are also here enjoying the show.

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but there really isn't another way to put it.

All you need is some lubricant.

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Well, you know what they say

But if you ask me, you look nothing like one...

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I think this is the best you can do also, you already give a lot to the community <3

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You could join my private group of 6. You know, friend to friend, helping each other and shit.
I'm mostly here for that random giveaway though.

EDIT: You're an asshole, because you're gonna refuse my private and intimate offer.

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6 people, you're so generous? How about a group with just you!

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I dont see how the amount of people have to do with his generosity

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As in, he could have a group with only himself.

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It's less transparent and we're all friends anyway, so we'll always reach a consensus.

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I'm ready to sacrifice myself and create such a group!

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Invite me if you're picked as the winner, thanks.

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Wow, so selfless. If only I could be such a great man.

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Totally selfless

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You can do that if you suffer from Dissociative identity disorder !

10 years ago
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You're right! He's a genius!

10 years ago
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you know ur welcome back to my open arms

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You know I love you. That's why you are about to get the #1 game on your wishlist, but You are too well established with an amazing group of generous people. I cannot accept this offer.

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If I had 420 wins I would never enter another giveaway ever again. :D

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He won most of those from my group.

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I always crack up at the stupidest things BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. It's just so funny late at night!

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oh, that wasn't a joke.

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Oh sorry, I was laughing at the number of wins at 420.

I also learned something new that made me laugh some more too.

"In Colorado, the Colorado Department of Transportation replaced the frequently stolen Mile Marker 420 sign on I-70 east of Denver with one reading 419.99 in an attempt to stop the thievery"

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nice fact

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really, last i check - i could rarely enter anything

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lol. Smooch*

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I'd say Heretical, though I don't know where our oh so benevolently shitty overlord is at right now...

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+1

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you are an asshole because you are not bill gates !.and beside you asked for it !

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Literally this. I hate people who refuse to be Bill Gates.

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Penis.

But the group idea its nice, more people can win and its less caotic for u i think.

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you like penis? LMAO

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whats wrong?

penis is great

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Oxford Comma? Everyone's gonna die now. Great job.

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Ooooh, if it wasn't so early, you would have won. gimme a minute.

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U... wot m8.

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:)

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:D

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(:

Thanks to you I had to look up the Oxford Comma, serial comma, or series comma.

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You're welcome m8. Now you're smarter.

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DAJ is right.heretical might be place for a complete asshole like you.

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Just give me a moment to open a group.

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Going to miss your puzzles, Llama. :) Thanks for all the fun!

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So you don't poop money anymore? That's sad to hear :(

EDIT: Read it wrong, you still poop money. I hate you.

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May the llama games begin!

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Now all i'm thinking about is Bill fucking many gates. Also, can i join the groups you join? We could be grouping groupees. I'll see myself out.

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sad news for llamas group, but great news to all the other groups i guess, as long you have fun i think this are good moves for you, at least your are going to have more time

and why i think that you are an asshole?, well because you are always drunk but you never share the alcohol thats an asshole move >=(

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You are always welcome to drink from my fountain. hehe

Are you calling me an alcoholkic?

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yeah where is that fountain? wait what do you mean by fountain?

oh cmon bro, you are so alcoholic that your idea of a balanced diet is having a Budweiser in each hand!

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Budweiser? Really? I thought we were friends.

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well i dont know what beers do you have there, i just drink Tecate or Indio, i bet you that its better that the cat pee that you drink >=)

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Beer does not a vodka make.

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you should try Bacanora it kicks even harder than tequila

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Nah, my group has an implicit policy of complete inactivity on the part of all members.

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I spit on my monitor.

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I'm sorry to hear it.

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Well, you might write like an asshole but your heart and intention says otherwise. About the groups, I don't have any specific recommendation other than SG Is My Second Home but I guess I'll leave that to Carl for the invitation. Sorry to hear about your group though, and good luck in the future, with whatever you're doing ^^

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So I DO write like an asshole? Brian Griffon is my inspiration.

"The speed of love"

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How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

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A random chance of winning a game just by commenting? That's better odds than entering a regular GA on SG.

Whichever group you join, I want to join it too. :-)

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instead of groups writing long applications, and possibly rewriting them every so often to stay in the chance, why not just have groups sign up on a google docs thingie or something, and then you roll a (manysided) die. Would also make you NOT an asshole, since you won't get to lord over people about whether they're a nice group or not =)

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no long application is needed. One sentence could be sufficient if written properly. I'm not picky.

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Meh i guess i could post my group here i guess, we are mostly a bundle games group called bundle quest so yeah if you like you will invited by sure, here is the group Bundle Quest and here is your site Bundle Quest Site give it a look and if you like what you see send my a message or reply here... oh and about the why? well i thnk it is the same that any other group, we will really apriciate the games, and we will grant you a free ride on a motorpenis (or your rideable thing of preference)

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I didn't know you had a group. You know damn well I can toss some bundles around.

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I don't own a group but I'm a member of plenty. THE END :D

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:D

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Haven't got a chance to join yet and you are closing? That's really bad news. :/
Also, should i buy an Alien soundtrack? I wonder if it is any good (as for soundtrack cd of course).

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All the best in your new adventures. Llamas roam wherever they please and cannot be pinned down.

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Best of luck to you and your endeavors friend. Moving on to the next part of life is always exciting! ^,^

Hope you find some great groups to be a part of :D

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I like to change it up a lot. obvious by my weekly bullshit. We'll see how this works. If it doesn't Back to forum drops!!

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he doesnt have any plans. he plans to look for a real llama to buy - image

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Damnit, puna,

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Closed 10 years ago by oddllama.