So, I've been talking with my lawyer, well, not really my lawyer, more of an adviser. Well, not so much an adviser, but a Steam friend.

Anyhoo: I have decided I will no longer be pursuing my group (Llama Freebies). I have closed my website, closed my group and closed my mind at the thought of taking it any further. I simply don't have the time. Fo' real.

This is bad for anyone sadistic enough to follow my group and listen to my rants, but this is good for other groups. Here is what I decided to do:

I want to float from group to group making it rain on you bitches with all of my normal weekly giveaways, plus the money I save by closing my $200 hosting plan...and domain. Now, I know I'm not Bill fucking Gates, and I don't want to come off as presumptuous in thinking that anyone here with a group would want me as a member, but I will cease all weekend forum giveaways and give everything to the group. I am thinking I will probably be a member of a group for 1 - 3 months. Haven't figured that part out yet. Do I sound like a douche yet?

So, here is what I am doing: The total fucking opposite of what usually happens: I am interviewing groups. If you would like me to come to your group, give a few hundred bucks a week without taking a dime, post your group here along with why I should join.

If I'm coming off as a complete asshole (maybe, I'm drunk) Then post here why you think I'm an asshole. Might just win a game.

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It doesn't matter what you do, it will be alright, i really don't know why you are giving away all these games, but where you do it won't change the reason you are doing it. Just try not to join a group full of assholes, there's a lot out there

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I'm really want to avoid that. I urge people to advise me on every step of the way. If you see me about to join some dicks, tell me!

10 years ago
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For as much as i'd like to assist you, i'm the wrong person. I'll be sincere, i've got a general idea of what's going on steam community, since i'm not an active member, i don't have da money, so all i can do is reassure that everything will be okey. Now, i'd recomend you to go to sleep on it, no thinking while you are drunk sir

10 years ago
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go home lama... you're drunk

10 years ago
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I am home, drunk. Go Llama.

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I miss drunk lama in this picture
Maybe you can post a picture off yourself?

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This made me laugh too much ._.

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Do I win the game yet?

Also, wish you luck finding a good group. You can join my private group of 1 if you want?

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I know some groups where you might be welcome, but none are mine so it's not helping in any way.

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You are not serious enough about it. You should create an application form for group owners with at least 32 questions. The applicants would be also required to provide one's bank summary and recommendation letters from notable CG members. The forms should be reviewed by your private assistant who you should hire via yet another thread, that would also require separate application form. Then you should pick 50 top candidates and put them under the Cage of Llama Doom, where they will fight until only one is left standing.

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I can not imagine a better way to come off as a complete asshole.

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but this as kinda the point, wasn't it?

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Oh, no more llama events on forum? I'm gonna miss it... I think I'm already am!
Are you at least continue posting here? Please don't deprive us of your company, pretty please?

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I probably won't be able to help myself. I see plenty of Bundle fun in the future.

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I hope so. Your forum events are always fun, unless I miss them ... then they would have been fun.

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Then do not help yourself. I don't actually care if there would be or not any games in it, they just like a nice bonus. Just keep bringing that wonderful llama-oddnes to the forum!

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Going to miss your puzzles. I have not won yet still I loved your puzzles.

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How the fuck have you not won 1 of the hundreds of games I have given?!

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LOL..I was always late every single time be work or sleeping..:P

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so the other thread was a goodbye then? :O

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I don't have a group, but can I still be entered in the giveaway?

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You can give it to me, I won't mind. .____.

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Wow. You are a generous dude! A guy like you should definitely get what you are asking for.

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thanks llama for the chance...

gtg...

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Man wish i had a group for you to join! But it isn't douchy to give away Besiege ;)

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42.... is that really an answer?

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The only answer.

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I know absolutely nothing about how this all works, really, I still feel like one of the new kids in town, but if I may be so bold and presumptuous as to make a suggestion, I'd suggest going with the smaller groups - like in double-figure or lower triple-figure membership - rather than the larger ones...but I have no suggestions to offer or membership offers to extend because most of the Steam Groups I'm in are ones like IGB, IndieGala, Indie Kings etc...

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I am totally leaning towards a small group.

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Are you always questioning people's hobbies?

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I read some of this. I'm not sure i actually understand this but I think you broke some rules now.

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Oh no!

Are you serious? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

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oddllama doesn't live by the rules.

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Or is it just fantasy?

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Viva la revolution we will make the group with you even if you want it or not :)))

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Didn't even know you had a group D:

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You haven't been not paying attention. :)

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Double negative, I win!

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do you even play coop?

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Do you even lift, bro?

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you were doing fine couple of hour ago..what happened?

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Booze ;)

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<3 i will always love u even if you dont love me back :) i hope that everything goes well for you :3 u can always count on us anyways ~

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EvilMoo Has won Besiege. I laughed, I cried, I blamed Puna for everything bad that has ever happened. >:(

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there there.
everything will be alright.
take bunch of aspirins and fluff yourself.

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If tomorrow, I tell the community that, like, a lv1 contributor leaves, nobody panics, because it's the 'circle of life' here. But when you say that you'll stop posing weekend giveaways, we'll then everyone loses their minds!
: the begging joker (myself :c )

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NEVER write someone off because they are new. You never know who the next Lalama may be, or the next Puna. I was new once, but in less than a year, I had given 100's of bucks. Puna maybe more than that. Maybe not, I think I gave him all the games he owns.

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I did mention a "lv1 contributor" not "someone new".
All new members starts off at lv0 and many stay that way, as they have no source of income to spend on the community (like me)
I've had this account for over a year, but only managed to use its services two weeks ago.
So I in theory am "new" but not "lv1"
I'm still talking here because I have no idea what I'm talking about because I have lack of sleep and my trip back home on the motorpenis takes a while. So this is a source of entertainment whilst I cry myself to bed.

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