Strange conversions on the bus

I hate it when I get on a bus and end up being converted

"Sorry, I'm O-positive."

Lol wtf xD
I get witches in the bus, yelling weird ass incomprehensible stuff, its always funny

They always try to get me converted, happens all the time.

I had one really strange conversion one time. It sucked. He converted me from A+ to A++. My blood is now green.

one time i rode the bus, i walked out a buddhist

I'd have given my kidney if I were AB+. Just, like, in a hospital. Not in somebody's basement.

Oh, and I rode the bus once. Once.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE HOOCH YOU COULD BUY!

WEED AND LIQUOR
ALL DAY ERRY DAY

I take the train myself, however, I had some one hold a knife to my ribs and told me to pay for his ride. Everyone around me heard him 'cuz I didn't realize what he was saying (I'm one of those guys who has his music up loud over headphones to avoid people talking to me), no one helped they just all stared and waited for the ticket guy to come around; I paid for the full 6 stops left on the route for both of us, he got off at the next stopped not before shouting profanity at me.