Once upon a time, I got lazy to write a real story so I just typed this comment.

THE END

So, there was this dog, his name was Bucky... But that's beside the point...

So, this guy, he walked into a bar. And after he hit his head, he went into a magical fairy land of unforeseen tales, where he learned of an ancient device known as... The Life Sun! So, when he awoke, he was in the backseat of a prostitutes car. He then asked her, "What is the secret to the ponies of that building far over five feet away from you?" And she answered with "How in the hell did you get in my car!?" And she threw him out and called the police.

When he was locked up in jail, he fond a note, and it read "I know who you are, and I will find you, and I will give you a massage." His cellmate then ripped it out of his hand and said "That's private!" And they carried on.

So, anyways, remember that dog, Bucky? He still doesn't matter, forget him. So, back to the story, Michael Bolton then walked in and started saying "Hey guys, so I listened-" Wait, wrong story...

Where was I? Oh yeah, so he was in the cell, and he started to stare at the female police officer, and then she noticed and looked at him and asked "What are you looking at" and he said "I can see... EVERYTHING!!!" And he started spazzing out. So, this police lady then said "Yeah, he's on LSD." And they threw him into prison for a few years.

Still remember Bucky? Well forget him already, he has nothing to do with this story... Get over it...

So, anyways, then this other guy who has nothing to do with the first guy, ends up getting in a car accident. He then goes to the hospital where they have to amputate his arm, but they said they may be able to use a new prosthetic, that will either save him, or kill him... So, he tried it out, and it seemed to work. Well, sort of... He began to notice it kind of... Buzzing... And it would twitch occasionally, but he figured that he'd go get it fixed later...

So, as he was walking around, he noticed a woman being dragged into the shadows, so he ran in to help. When he got there, there was a group of thugs all pointing guns at him. Then, out of no where, a sudden burst of power went through him, and he sent electricity through his fingertips, into every one of the thugs, yet leaving the woman untouched. Then, one of them tried to get away, and he threw a fireball at him, disintegrating the thug.

After this, he ran off to tell the people who gave him the arm what had happened. When he got there, they told him that they did an experimental procedure, in which they gave him an arm that was normal, but they gave him a chip in his brain, that allowed him to manipulate matter. They then showed him how to unlock his full potential, and showed him how to fly, how to use electricity, how to change something like a piece of wood, into solid gold...

A few months later, after going through intense training, he began to see things differently... He could look at a man, and see what his intentions were. He could look at someone, and realize that they were being followed, and he could stop them. He could also solve any equation known to man, and even calculated the value of pi. He was literally a super human.

So, you still remember Bucky? Well get over it, he has nothing to do with this story! Bucky got hit by a car okay!

Okay, anyways... This man soon realized that the world was a horrible place, and he realized that with his power, he could change it all... Make it better, create, a Utopia!

Well, there was also another man... You see, in that car accident, there was another man who was sent to the hospital... He was also experimented on, the only difference, this man, didn't want peace... He wanted Chaos...

These two men end up meeting, and they realized, that they were impervious to the other one's thoughts. Not only that, but they couldn't even attempt to do anything, without the other one quickly stopping it...

So, they started a battle, and this battle was, weird... One man would try to electrocute the other, and the electricity would turn into ponies, or confetti. They would try to melt each other's skin, but it would only make it stronger, making it impossible for the other to win... When all of the sudden, the man with evil intentions did something that the other didn't expect, he became, mortal... But, it an odd way. He became mortal, so when the other man tried to fight him, his good intentions would reflect back at him, and hurt him instead.

This led to the first man's demise, leaving the evil one to do whatever he wanted... So, he began to devise an evil plan, so diabolical, it would make you die from fear...

After months of planning, he got in a vehicle, a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, to be exact... He got in this car, and he drove down through a neighborhood, where he drove, and he accomplished his goal...

He drove as fast as he could, and he slammed his car, right into Bucky...

So yeah, I lied, he did have something to do with the story...

And that's how he got hit by a car...

THE END!!!