After nearly a year away, I’m finally back! For those who remember me, you’ll know I’ve got three amazing (and occasionally chaotic) boys—12, 5, and nearly 2. I absolutely love being a dad, whether it's creating fantasy stories with my eldest, weaving "choose your own adventure" tales, or trying (and sometimes failing) to harness the creativity of the little ones. Parenting is an adventure all on its own… but one of my kids decided to take things to the next level.

You see, my 5-year-old has always been a bit of a nighttime terror. A champion of unnecessary midnight invasions, he’s spent years sneaking into my bed, tossing, turning, and generally thrashing about like a fish on land. Unfortunately for me, his chaotic sleep gymnastics had some unintended consequences. Over many months (and probably hundreds of accidental headbutts, kicks, and wild flailing limbs), he managed to knock out my two front lower teeth. One at a time. I swear, if there were an Olympic sport for stealthily breaking a parent's spirit (and dental structure) while asleep, he’d be a gold medalist.

Now, I’ve never been the most self-conscious person, but walking around looking like a hillbilly horror show did a number on my confidence. A trip to the dentist confirmed my worst fears—without intervention, my lower teeth would slowly shift and eventually just… fall over on their own. Fantastic. My options?

1: Remove all my lower teeth and get dentures, which would be free-floating, prone to falling out, and make eating steak a distant memory. Cost: $6,000+.

2: Go all in on "All-on-4" implants—four titanium screws drilled into my jaw to anchor a permanent set of teeth. A 6-hour operation, and oh yeah, an eye-watering $32,000 price tag, including an extra $7,000 just to be put to sleep so I wouldn’t sit there for 6 hours dreaming of a cigarette.

So, after raiding my superannuation (because, let's be honest, I wasn't waiting for my teeth to fall out one by one like a grim countdown to self-destruction), I just had the surgery two days ago. My face currently feels like it doesn’t belong to my body, I'm doped up on pain meds, and I’m probably not forming words properly yet… but hey, I’m back!

With that said, I have a couple of small trains. Get your tickets, checkpoints here - With no defined order, or significance, cos I couldn't be bothered:
I've prob screwed something up but they should be up for a week. -Yep, screwed up, I have an odd cart. 1 2 goes for two weeks. Oh noes, anything goes ^^

Train - Level 0
Train - Level 1
Train - Level 2
Train - Level 3
Train - Level 4
WL Train - Level Over 9000

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Bump for all the great trains!

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Bump!

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I hope you recover soon and thank you for the "micro" train!

1 month ago
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Welcome back. Hope it goes well.

1 month ago
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BUMP
I hope you get well soon!

1 month ago
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Thank you for the trains, and I hope things get better very soon for you Althalus <3

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And I thought that my bruxism eating away all my left side teeth enamel was bad D:

Bumping

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I remember you, and you've been chilling on my whitelist this entire time. It's nice to have you back!

Wild news about your teeth. Glad the surgery went okay, and I wish you a nice/speedy recovery. Thanks for all the nice gibs. :)

1 month ago
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$39K...
Lets just pretend Bruce Lee kicked your mouth.

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Welcome back. That sounds like quite the ordeal. I hope that the surgery work out well for you.

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Welcome back! I hope you have a fast and smooth recovery!

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Welcome back Althalus, and best of luck with your recovery :)

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These numbers are crazy, i sympathize, we are currently procrastinating from costly dental problems.
But i see you're decisive as you made up your mind, so wish you a great recovery !
Thanks for the train, good luck for your parenting and welcome back ! :D

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Welcome back! That sounds like a painful experience, I hope the surgery went well and the pain isn't too bad.
Thanks a lot for all the giveaways, some great games in there!

1 month ago
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Hi and welcome back Althalus. I'm happy that the surgery went well. I wish you a smooth recovery :)

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Welcome back alive Althalus! Hopefully you can play some games to pass time :)

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welcome back and thank you for all the giveaways!

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Welcome back and bump! =)

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Hey, welcome back, and I wish you a fast recovery! And that the 2 year old turns out to be a less wriggly one... ;-)
Does Australian health insurance cover dental health? Or do you have an extra insurance? I hope you don't have to pay everything out of your own pocket.

Those "small" trains have quite the train compartment count! Just made it through the first one, thank you for all the giveaways!

1 month ago
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Thanks for the train. Hope you doing well

1 month ago
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Bump! Get well soon sir

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I relate to this more than I'd like, welcome back!

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Welcome back, thanks for the trains and I hope you heal from your ordeal. Not very practical but if you're gonna be doing MMA in your sleep might need to sleep with a mouth guard 😁

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Man, I’m just now reading this post. Really sorry you had to go through all that. You’ll have a hell of a story to tell any grandchildren, though :)
How are you feeling now?

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Bump!

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