Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator, available March 9th

Well, it was really the next obvious step after Hatoful Boyfriend..

Oh, and don't bother looking for an unbundled giveaway, your search'd only end up being pointless.

Update:

From the Developer
Panzermadels is pretty tame in terms of sexual content, and most of the 'sexual humor' is through innuendo as opposed to outright 'anime bewbs'.
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We like to think that our writing is pretty funny, it's a dark comedy overall, so don't expect a "happily ever after" experience, but there's a bit of lampooning other works, tank and WW2 related puns, parody, and humor. It's not a straight up mindless gag, and if you look around while playing, you'll notice some Easter eggs that'll make you chuckle. Also... if you date the Russian, don't say I didn't warn you, there's literally a big red (Soviet) flag in one scene. Not my fault if you make bad choices and end up blown apart, hah!

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But.. they look so innocent..
Tank you very much for bringing this to my attention- it looks like my kind of game!
Geeze, another VN? I hope this game tanks- it sounds positively treadful.
Whoa whoa.. tank girls? Better tread lightly..
So, wait- does this mean any shirt they wear is automatically a tank top?
Finally, a game that caters to my 'armored skirt' fetish!
I hope there's a harem path, just so I can say I have a harem of tanks.
I have always wanted to date a Tsundere tank. My life is complete.
I wonder if I could make a tank out of a potato?
Birds are still better. :|
YAY! Another Visual Novel! Time to swim those waters again! Ready.. set... CANNONBALL!

wishlisted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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if we have tanks, then can we please have Infinite stratos for warplanes or some shit. It's perfect in steam too since there's no nudity on it

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If I am not mistaken, the correct response is..

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Did this drek come from greenlight or just the unhinged mind of someone who's seen way too much anime?

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Both.

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I finally snapped one day, and this is what flowed forth from the darkest depths of my soul.

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Every vote is like "oh yea, i want that game"... but in real?! this game is the biggest crap ive ever seen. why? because its kidding about WWII and use this as promotial. dear devs, do you like to blame yourself? sex sells?... cruel world. (downvoted in greenlight)

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There hasn't been a single reference to WW2 other than the tank designs associated to the characters, either on kickstarter, greenlight, or the steam page- and apparently non-WW2 tank designs are used as well, so even that isn't a solid thing.

On the other side, games DIRECTLY use WW2 as a casual, easily-dismissed design point [See: Nearly every FPS ever made], so- if you're boycotting them as well, then I respect your commitment, but if not, then either your outlook is utterly ludicrous or there's a content statement you ought post for us to consider.

This game could be a terribly bad blend of bad jokes, weak story, and over-sexualization- or it could be an amusingly self-aware parody of VNs and anime.

But right now there's no reason whatsoever to assume that it'll even have the depth to make fun of actual historical events, much less even have a setting even vaguely related to anything historical.

While I respect the divergence of opinions in this thread- even if people seem to be jumping a bit too eagerly one way or another with how little info is given- you seem to want to hate it, just to hate it :X

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Thanks for your reply,

There hasn't been a single reference to WW2 other than the tank designs associated to the characters, either on kickstarter, greenlight, or the steam page- and apparently non-WW2 tank designs are used as well, so even that isn't a solid thing.

I dont own the Game, just followed the link, checked out and first what ive seen was a trailer with historical footage about WW2.
Good way to promote a game...

On the other side, games DIRECTLY use WW2 as a casual, easily-dismissed design point [See: Nearly every FPS ever made], so- if you're boycotting them as well, then I respect your commitment, but if not, then either your outlook is utterly ludicrous or there's a content statement you ought post for us to consider.

You are totally right, there much games out there with stories or direct gameplay of WW2 or other War scenarios.
I am not talking about "War"-games, its the point how you use this History. Most Games taking this really serious and people can learn something about WW2.
What you do is to abuse for promotional purposes, as you said, there isnt a single reference to WW2 in that game...

While I respect the divergence of opinions in this thread- even if people seem to be jumping a bit too eagerly one way or another with how little info is given- you seem to want to hate it, just to hate it :X

Im not a random Person who just followd a link, reached this thread and gave a shitty comment because i do not care about...
i really liked the game and the idea on first look, till i saw that trailer ;)

cheers,
planlos

(Sory fur mi epic english scills)

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Ah, geeze, I didn't even think of the marketing, I'm sorry. Yeah, those first few scenes are entirely distasteful, especially given the context of the game. :/

While that still doesn't reflect on the eventual quality of the game, I do now see where you're coming from, and apologize for my accusative tone before. :X

As you said at the end of your reply, too many people kneejerk with ugly reactions, and I'm afraid that, failing to produce any justification on my own, I assumed similar in this case.
My apologies for that. :(

Thank you for the careful, respectful reply. :)

Personally, I'm not a fan of how cheaply people use the WW2 setting in any game- few war games really treat the matter with respect or attention to the real scope of the wars they're basing on (with WW2 by far being the dominant choice of setting), which makes me wonder why they bother using real wars to begin with. :X

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Developer here.

This game is parodying World War II and current events, not to mock the sacrifice of the people who died, but to point out some of our opinions on how Japan treats World War II today. If you look at Japanese History books, they rarely treat the war with the full weight of the horrors it inflicted with any level of awareness. The entire writing team, myself included, are avid World War II historians, and dedicate our free time doing historical reenactment events for veterans, families, and schools.

If you look at most WW2 games out there, you'll see it boils down to "We good, they bad, have gun, go be hero". People come away from those games with extremely simplistic views about the conflict as a result of being constantly spoon fed what amounts to basically propaganda games. There's no context for the events depicted in most modern shooters, and far too many kids finish playing the game without having learned anything, but thinking that what they experienced in the game was 'real'.

There's no way someone could mistake Panzermadels for 'real'. But far too many people are still being fed one-sided views of the conflict that fail to account for the vast number of different nations, peoples, and ideologies that were involved in the largest conflict in human history.

I hope you take the chance to play our game, and that you will see what we were going for with it. By no means is it a perfect game, and I'm sure there's someone far more respected than ourselves who could raise awareness better, but I like to think that we did a pretty good job.

Thanks!
DEVGRU-P

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That pretty much reflects my own concerns with mainstream war games.
Thank you for taking the time to clarify the matter, the game sounds even more interesting, now. :)

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You:

I see them tanks rollin / I am hatin / They're Patrolling, tryin to catch me ridin' dirty / Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty-

Me:

You'll be sayin' no, no, no, no, no When it's really yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

:P

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Is this a parody or not? It's sooooo hard to tell with Japan.

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It's western-made, ergo parody. :P

That, or it's a revealing documentary of one facet of Japan's dubious military spending budget. :X

Hard to tell for sure =O

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We're now one step closer to this

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I tried to resist, I really honestly did, but... wishlisted, dammit. This will become the first VN to ruin my library, I hate this.

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:X
Shhh, embrace the madness..

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I'll take your word for it, thanks for your concern.

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:)

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Dafuq did i just see (ಠ_ಠ)

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All I know is there is a very very weird anime with the same theme which presumably this is based off of. The video is actually kind of funny, but only because they are compared to WW1/2 tanks.

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Some other people mentioned it in this thread. und Panzer or something like that. AFAIK, it's about a girls that drive tanks and attend some kind of advanced girl's academy for using tanks or something like that. It sounds REALLY weird to be honest.

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what the...

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ugh, these Asian games...

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The developer is based out of Phoenix, Arizona- just saying.

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It would be cooler if they would be, I don't know, actuall tanks?

High quality clip art for ants:

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I dunno, Russia already has theme parks based around tanks, and there's enough weird pictures of people being overly affectionate with their vehicles on the internet as is.

:X

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Hey, look how funny and random I am!

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Sorry, I downvoted you on Greenlight. I apparently need someone to be built like a tank before they catch my interest. :(

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Me when it comes to all these simulator games (with the exception of yandere simulator)

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Tabletop Simulator and Yandere Simulator are the only two I can think of that really stand out thus far.
Well, and Ant Simulator, but that turned out less than ideally.. :X..

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If you want to stop the simulator train, you should purchase train simulator and derail all the cars.
Save us all.
Godspeed, good sir!

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They originally called Train Simulator 'DLC Purchasing Simulator', but their marketing team convinced them to change it at the last moment.

True Story!

$5,310.26 [Add All DLC to Cart?]

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I... I wait what.........

Uh...

Wishlisted, but I don't know how I feel about this.

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Shhh, shhh. Just let it happen.

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I wanted to just stalk you with this message, but then I saw this cow pic. It's cool D:

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Lolz.

Of course I'm doing it, sometimes with other people as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't try to give a cow something to eat by hand - it's gonna try to take it to it's mouth along with your hand xD

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Well I was expecting actual tanks, but this works too.

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Looks mediocre tbh. Steins Gate beats this VN anyday anytime. Probably will torrent it to check it out.

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That's so uncanny! Invading Crimea makes me sneezy, as well! =O

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This one looks one of poor imitations of kancolle flooding in Japan. I can't recommend if I see this in the other platform in my region.

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